Re: You know you're a Death Eater when...

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:59 pm

You want to bed Kiryuu, even though he's a muggle/Level D vampire...

Precious · by Precious on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:01 pm

You decide that bedding Lord Kuran would also be a good idea, seeing as he IS a pureblood, and pretty dang sexy...

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:05 pm

You decide: Oh, what the hell. Let's just get all the VK boys, DBSK, SuJu, Harry, Draco, all the other HP boys and Voldemort and have a massive orgy.
Oh hell yeah... -nosebleed-

Precious · by Precious on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:08 pm

You do not die from bloodloss via said nosebleed, for you are a Death Eaters do not die; they eat death for BREAKFAST! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:24 pm

Death isn't even a satisfactory breakfast - you need a side helping of Pain and Suffering to go with it! MUAHAHAHA!

Precious · by Precious on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:29 pm

You LIKE needles.

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:30 pm

And all other sharp/pointy objects.

Precious · by Precious on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:31 pm

You are a masochist at heart.

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:33 pm

But a sadist most of the way down. In fact, you'd probably need a submarine with a very powerful searchlight to go down that far to find the masochistic bit.

Precious · by Precious on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:35 pm

You like the whole sadomaso thing. It works for you. -nods-

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:32 am

Like it does for Lord Kuran?

You make Sarah Palin look like a CareBear.

Precious · by Precious on Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:47 pm

You eat CAREBEARS for breakfast.

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:24 pm

With extra sprinkles.

**MissMarauder** · by **MissMarauder** on Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:22 am

And for every sprinkle, you kill it.

hey, it's an icon! "For every sprinkle, I will kill you!!"

Also, you have an icon like mine-- heheh.

Precious · by Precious on Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:17 pm

You read slash. Hardcore.