Re: You know you're a Death Eater when...

**MissMarauder** · by **MissMarauder** on Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:44 am

Or you prefer to read horror novels, just to reenact them in a cartoon you are drawing for art class! (yeah. . . sort of)

Precious · by Precious on Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:26 pm

You write horror novels. Believe it.

**AsaeliaJayn** · by **AsaeliaJayn** on Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:29 pm

You have a horror novel partially written already.

**MissMarauder** · by **MissMarauder** on Fri May 01, 2009 4:17 am

When people say, "When pigs fly!" You reply, "The Pig flu!" (I guess it should be swine, but just the same. . .)

Precious · by Precious on Sun May 03, 2009 2:43 pm

You put pigs in catapults in order to procure the things that people have told you you can only have when pigs fly.

**MissMarauder** · by **MissMarauder** on Mon May 04, 2009 9:07 am

You invite all of the people who said "when pigs fly" to come watch. You also make them pay money at the gate. Hehe

Precious · by Precious on Fri May 08, 2009 6:08 pm

You then stick THEM in the catapult.

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Fri May 08, 2009 7:51 pm

And aim at a very solid, big object.

Precious · by Precious on Sat May 30, 2009 7:49 pm

Preferably a rock, next to a hard place...

**MissMarauder** · by **MissMarauder** on Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:56 am

You then tell people, as they are catapulting, "LOOK!! THE PIG FLIES!!!" Then say, "Looks like your between the rock and hard place now. Suckers!"

Precious · by Precious on Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:55 pm

You follow this up with a jaunty little dance.