Re: You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when...

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:48 pm

You then proceed to make every HP character cry just so you can collect their tears and put them on TradeMe.

Precious · by Precious on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:50 pm

You start a very successful business from this.

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:52 pm

You donate all profits to King's Cross Station for the 'Upgrading and Withstanding of the Infamous Platform 9 3/4'.

Precious · by Precious on Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:02 pm

You get very confused when they say "I've never heard of a platform '9 3/4'!"

**AsaeliaJayn** · by **AsaeliaJayn** on Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:57 pm

You cry when Draco cries.

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:11 am

You know every word to the latest trailer off-by-heart.
With perfect timing.

Precious · by Precious on Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:53 pm

You plan to recreate it with friends, them post it on YouTube. Wicked.

Sparrow · by Sparrow on Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:14 pm

And it looks good, very realistic and all...

Precious · by Precious on Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:25 pm

You then tweek the plot so that you end up with the crying-Draco. The crying-Draco that you scripted to have no shirt. Genius.

**MissMarauder** · by **MissMarauder** on Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:59 am

You then draw this scene out with you and shirtless Draco and accidentally turn it in with your Art Portfolio-- your teacher then commences to show your parents, and you are thought to be a lost cause.

Don't ask. (=D)

**AsaeliaJayn** · by **AsaeliaJayn** on Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:48 pm

You like to eat giant cookies.

Precious · by Precious on Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:17 pm

You see a mouse and scream "PETTIGREW! EEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

**AsaeliaJayn** · by **AsaeliaJayn** on Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:40 pm

You can recall the wand lengths, woods and proerties of at least seven of the characters.

(Harry's, Draco's, Voldemort's, Ron's ... and that's it for me ... Ron's is the biggest so far! Fourteen inches! Even bigger than Voldy's!)

**MissMarauder** · by **MissMarauder** on Fri May 01, 2009 1:36 am

You dance like a moron and are a bartender at prom but your job might stink because you just pour pop instead of making Shirley Temples or anything.

Precious · by Precious on Sun May 03, 2009 2:52 pm

You write 'DM/HP' on the inside of your pencil case in purple whiteboard marker.