Re: Caption Competition Week 2!

**MissMarauder** · by **MissMarauder** on Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:54 am

Ron: "Hey, guys... um, well I think I just...erm... you know...peed."
Hermione: "I beg your pardon? Right now...?"
Harry: "Disgusting! O well, if you want someone to join you in your wetness, just ask."
Ron: "I would like to not be as embarrassed... feel free to pee."
Hermione: "Oh no...Harry?"
Harry:"Too late."

Fish Scales · by Fish Scales on Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:08 am

Ron: "Hey guys, what is flatulation?"
Hermione: "Are you serious?"
Harry: "Dude!! All guys know what that is!"
Hermione: "Ok, what is it Harry?"
Harry: "Errr... well you can tell him."

Morgana Jocelyn M.J · by Morgana Jocelyn M.J on Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:36 pm

Ron: I have to tell you guys something...
Hermione: You can tell us anything!
Harry:Yeah...sure...
Ron: Well, I'm actualy deathly afraid of feathers.
Hermione: So that's why you're using a pencil?
Ron: Yes, that and that feather is... watching me!
Harry: There is something wrong with you, man...
(Harry and Hermione carry on with their work, Ron moves closer to Hermione, not taking his eyes off the feather.)

Precious · by Precious on Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:20 pm

Ron: [thinking] "Gotta think of something smart and/or funny to impress Hermione..."
Harry: "What's Ron doing?"
Hermione: "I'm... not sure, but I am starting to get a little worried for that feather..."
Harry: "Oh Merlin, this better not be like last week..!"
Hermione: "I hope not! That was just... oh, it was awful!"
Ron: "Hey, Hermione!"
Hermione: [hesitantly] "Er, uh, y-yes, Ronald?"
Ron: "... bosom!"

Morgana Jocelyn M.J · by Morgana Jocelyn M.J on Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:06 pm

Harry: Ron say something... ANYTHING!
Hermione: Shhhh... he's concentrating.
Harry: On the feather?
Hermione: Well.... I guess so... but at least he's concentrating on something.
Harry: Yeah... Ron say something, now!
Ron: Why are feathers fluffy?
Hermione & Harry: Uhhhhhh....

Precious · by Precious on Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:56 pm

Hermione: "What do you think of when you look at this feather?"
Harry: "I dunno... chicken?"
Hermione: "Honestly, Harry! You're such a guy. When I look at this feather, I see... freedom. I see purity, the kind that comes from soaring free above the clouds, with no earthly bonds to constict your heart. I think of the fickle innocence of childhood, the light laughter and the warmth of the sun and the feeling of the wind on your face..."
Harry: "Wow... that's, like, deep."
Hermione: [blushes] "Thanks... what about you Ronald? What does the feather make you think of?
Ron: [stares at feather] "..." [thinks] "..." [epiphany] "Sex."

(when does this comp END?)

**AsaeliaJayn** · by **AsaeliaJayn** on Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:06 am

(I agree! Ya know, because it's gone on for ages, there are so many awesome quotes it's gonna suck to be the judge).

Hermione: Why is Ron staring at the feather?
Ron (thinking): ... Feather ...
Harry (stares blankly): ... Feather ...
Hermione: Harry?
Harry (thinking): ... Feather ...
Hermione: Harry!? Ron!?
Harry and Ron (thinking): ... Feather ...
Hermione: -whacks upside head-
Harry and Ron: Owww ...
Hermione: What is so interesting about that feather!?
Harry: It's ... it's ... (whispers) magical ...
Ron: -nods emphatically- (?)
Hermione: But ... but it's-
Harry and Ron: 0.0
Hermione: It's ... -notices feather-
Harry and Ron: -blank look-
Hermione (thinking): ... Feather ...