Finish the Sentance! Wk 1

Humour competitions are oh so much fun.

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Rules:

Complete the final sentence of the given text. Make it as funny as possible.

Rewards:

1st Place: 20 points
2nd Place: 10 points

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This weeks text:

"Ron, do your own work." Hermione snapped, tapping a finger violently on his roll of parchment as she dipped her quill.

"But 'Mione, I'm stuck, I know nout about Herbology" Ron argued, leaning back, arms extended to stretch his back. His essay lay before him, unscathed by quill or ink, this was how he usually acted whenever he was with Hermione alone, attempting to gain her attention.

"You know, Herbology isn't exactly my top subject either. Just write what you think is at least slightly correct." She turned her gaze from his pleading eyes, it was always hard to resist his pouting, even if she did think that he looked ridiculous when doing so.

Minutes passed, Hermione was well into her study of Potions, having already completed her own essay, and she peered to her right to find Ron. In the same position. With the same pout on his face.

Hermione opened her mouth to speak, paused, and looked towards her quill, twirling it between her thumb and first finger, she had a question brewing on her tongue. She had this on her mind the entire time they were doing their work in the common room.

"Ron!" She blurted in blind courage, "...

Finish the sentence in red. Have fun. ^^

"I need to go to the loo."

=.=...

Lol, works for me, good job.

Remember you can try as much as you like.

LOL...ok...

"Did you know that you look like Elmo?"

(...don't ask...-.-...)

If people don't start posting, you'll win by default. xD

"Do these robes make my butt look big?"

Bah, I dunno. I'm bored here. XP

"I hope your face stays that way! Next time Lavender wants to snog ickle Ronnikins' face 'till it runs like a broken faucet, she'll think twice."

Sorry, I know it is two sentences, but it is one complete thought! I hope it's okay. If not, I will do another.

"You have mustard on your shirt." He looked down in surprise as she took the opportunity to scurry off to the girls' dorm.

Crud-another two sentence one.

Here is my last one.

"Purple dollies rock my socks off."

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?!"

"You look constipated!"

"Your fly's open."

Ha, some of these are great. Good gob, guys. ^^

"You have 'Kick Me' written on your back."

I have no idea....

"You have a boogie hanging."

Oh, I expect something like that from Ron. Good job.

"I think it's time I introduce the Q-tip."