The Caption Competition! Wk 1

Elle hasn't been bothered to do much and we need competitions, we need fun!

The rules are simple:

Each week on Sundays (AEST - GMT+10) an image will be provided and all members will have as many attempts as they please to post a funny, witty and creative caption for it.

You may use a few captions in one attempt to create a small scene of sorts to make the funny, but don't go nuts with too many lines.


Ahem... Judges can't enter.

Try to stick to the mood that the image gives and going out of character has never been so much fun.

Rewards:

1st Place: 20 Points
2nd Place: 10 Points
3rd Place: 5 Points
Everyone else: A pat on the back.

Now, go!

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WINNERS:

1st: Precious with:
Ron [thinking]: Everybody else is leaning that way... So if I lean this way, and put my leg here... Harry's coolness might tranfer into me... Carefully Ronald, carefully... Be subtle..

2nd: EdwardGirl11 with:
Random Kid behind Harry's shoulder : Breathe...your standing behind Harry Potter! The Harry Potter! Wait 'til Mum hears this!

AsaeliaJayn with:
Harry (thinking): I will not have sex with Ron, I will not have sex with Ron, I will not give in to that adorable pout, those beautiful - ARGH! I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH RON!

Congrats to them all, don't forget to try again next week!

-For every sprinkle, I will kill you.
Ronald
Help from icons- this seemed sufficient.

Harry (thinking): I will not have sex with Ron, I will not have sex with Ron, I will not give in to that adorable pout, those beautiful - ARGH! I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH RON!

Ron (thinking): Why does Harry always get the cool battle injuries? He's so selfish!

or

Seamus: Did McGonagall just call us baboons? I'm not a baboon!

Lol, very good, you all get the idea perfectly! Keep them coming if you can think of more.

Ron: Why can't he look at me for a change?
Harry: Doesn't he get it that I like his sister?


or

Ron: Why didn't the Chudley Cannons win?
Harry: Not again....

Judges, you can't enter competitions like this. Only long written ones.

OOOH. That explains it. Right, sorry Marius.

Wait, I'm a judge?!

(Confused)

<_< Look at your rank.

Oh yeah.

YAY I GET TO JUDGE!

^^'

Harry: Stop trying to tickle me, Ron... it won't work!

Ron: Give me my teddy bear!

Harry: ....

Random Kid behind Harry's shoulder : Breathe...your standing behind Harry Potter! The Harry Potter! Wait 'til Mum hears this!

OR

Ron: Why does Harry get a better hair cut!

Ron: "Sooo... do you have my Chocolate Frogs, then...?"
Harry: *Aggitated* "You told me to hold onto them but I forgot I put them in my pocket."
Ron: *Suspicious* "..... What do you mean?"
Harry: "They're bloody melted in my pockets, alright???"
Ron: "I hate you..."

Ron [thinking]: Everybody else is leaning that way... So if I lean this way, and put my leg here... Harry's coolness might tranfer into me... Carefully Ronald, carefully... Be subtle..
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Ron [thinking again]: Oh Harry... why are you gazing so wistfully at Malfoy? Why won't you look at me like that?!
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Harry: Hey, don't look at me!
Ron: [glares]
Harry: I didn't mean for it to happen, you know
Ron: [still glaring]
Harry: I'm just going to stare this way until you forgive me for sleeping with Ginny
Ron: [still glaring]
Harry: ... I'm going to be staring for a while, aren't I?
Ron: Damn straight