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102 Ways To Annoy Severus Snape!
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Re: 102 Ways To Annoy Severus Snape!
Number Seventy-sex: Curse them again, this time as so to make them dot his "i"s with love hearts.
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Number Seventy-sevvie: Put scratch-and-sniff stickers all over the marked work.
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Number Seventy-eight: Then spray the pages with gross perfume, making the stickers redundant.
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Number Seventy-nine: Put a lipsticky kiss at the bottom of each page.
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Number Eighty: Sign each page 'From Snapey-poo'
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Number Eighty-one: Send loveletters in the same manner to every single professor.
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Number Eighty-two: Write fake replies and put them on his pillow.
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Number Eighty-three: Read these fake replies aloud in the Great Hall during breakfast/dinner.
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Number Eighty-four: Have the Slytherin students read them.
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Number Eighty-five: Have the Gryffindor students write fake loveletters from the Slytherins to Snape, to be read out along with Snape's fake replies.
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Number Eighty-sex: Then post them on the noticeboard, with free copies for all!
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Number Eighty-seven: Create a newspaper in which to publish them all.
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Number Eighty-eight: A multi-national one.
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Number Ninety: Show the whole school, and then Lucius when you are at Draco's house in the summer to use their pool, and admire Draco's awesomeness!
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Number Ninety-one: Take a picture of Sev and Dumbledore in a compromising position. Post it all over the school.
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Number Ninety-two: Write a series of one-shots about Severus' 'real' one-night-stands. You know, Lucius, Dumbledore, Voldemort, Harry Potter...
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Number Ninety Three: Pretend to pick your nose, or just pick your nose-- then wipe it on his cloak.
å you push down a certain button that alternates what the key is interpreted as, and then push down a. There I told you Precious =D
å you push down a certain button that alternates what the key is interpreted as, and then push down a. There I told you Precious =D
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Number Ninety-four: You sneeze on your hand, then try to get him to shake it.
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Number Ninety-five: When he goes to shake it, you whip your hand away and say "too slow!"
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Number Ninety-six: then smack him on the face with said hand. When he starts to protest, sneeze on his face, preferably in his mouth.
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Number ninety-seven: then tell him you'll kill the germs, and squirt Dettol all over his face and in his mouth.
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Number Ninety-Eight: Paint the entire dungeons pink. Frame Potter even though he was with Dumbledore when you did it.
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Number Ninety-Nine: Tell him he is lazy, eats too much, and is a horrible teacher. Also tell him you have already taken your complaint to Dumbledore and he has approved of you teaching in his stead.
Unless he kisses you of course. Then you smirkle.
Unless he kisses you of course. Then you smirkle.
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Number One-hundred: Name various drinks at your gaybar after him.
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