101 Ways To Annoy Severus Snape!

Just post 'em as they come to you (but don't double post!)

Post a few at a time if you like, but try not to make it more than four.

Number One: Scatter rose-petals in front of him wherever he goes.
Number Two: Shout '10 points from Professor Snape!' at random moments.
Number Three: Hug him. Say you were on strict orders from Dumbledore to do it.
Number Four: Look terrified and leave the Hall ANYTIME he picks up his spoon.

Just a note, most of mine are coming from a list I found on ways to annoy Snape. (Also what inspired the topic). So I suppose I'll leave a disclaimer for Amanda (the creator's name) who ... created ... it ...

Number Five: Fill his bed with furry creatures, while he's in it.

Number Six: Every time his back is turned in class, move one seat closer to him. Continue until you are directly in front of him or until the lesson ends.
Number Seven: Hide behind him anytime Harry Potter approaches.
Number Eight: Subscribe to unlikely magazines in his name.

Number Nine : Laugh every time you see him if he yell at you keep laghing

Number Ten: Become an animagi. Be very cute. Try to get him to adopt you.
Number Eleven: Try to get him to adopt you anyway.

Number Twelve: Say at random moments "Detention, Mr Potter"

Number 13: Smile at him. All the time.

Number 14: Stare into his eyes and don't. Ever. Blink. (optional: think about how sexy his hair looks this morning.)

Number Fifteen: Ask him suggestively just how 'private' his 'private' office is.

Number Sixteen: Offer him shampoo. Tell him how nice it smells when you tried it last time.

Number Seventeen: Force him to host a show where he answers people's random questions, which usually wind up being about sex.

(ROTFLMAO)

Number Eighteen: Make sure to call in and tell him about Tipper.

(grin)

Number Nineteen: Sick the Phantom Fondler on him.

Number Twenty: Lock him up in the same room as the Phantom Fondler AND Tipper.

(buahahaha...I'm betting only Lild and I know what we're talking about.)

(hahaha probably)

Number Twenty-one: Allow him to believe Tipper to be destroyed, only then to have it reappear from the 5th dimension.

Number Twenty-two: Randomly scream out "OMG, it's Tipper!" and make sure to point behind him.

Number Twenty-three: While he's distracted by your shout, make sure the Fondler is within reach.

Number Twenty-Four: Attach an electric fan to your behind, and then walk out of the room with the trademarked-billowing-robe when he takes points from you.

Number Twenty-five: Make random phonecalls to him, telling him that you're the Phantom Fondler.

Ok, wth XD

Number Twenty Six: Pretend to need help in brewing your potion, and then seductively stir your potion while you half-lid your eyes and moan.

(looks to the ground) I did my best, sir. Please forgive me. I'll do anything.

Number Twenty-seven: Ask him when's the last time he had sex...over the sexline for the show he's hosting.

Number Twenty eight: Ask him what his favorite position is. When he answers a position in bed, laugh and say that you meant a position in Quidditch.

Number Twenty-nine: Make sure to call him and ask a question every time the show comes on.

Number Thirty: Raise your hand more than Granger ever did.

Number Thirty one Beat him at everything. Potions, Occlumens/Legilimens, Dueling, hair grease, cloak billowing, spell making, and whatnot.