Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

by Fish Scales Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:47 pm

Unfortunately, all make-out scenes were deleted and never heard of again within the school!!

by **quik_wit** Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:53 pm

And then Harry realized he missed Ginny (she's still dead right?) and mourned her properly

by MichelAngelo Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:23 am

Fortunately Ginny never existed. Ever.

by Precious Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:19 pm

Unfortunately, this meant that Mrs Weasley had never gotten to enjoy having a daughter, and proceeded to dress the entirety of Hogwarts male population (and no, I don't know why she didn't just choose the females instead) in clothing reminiscent of anime schoolgirls/hookers

by SerpentInRed Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:35 pm

And then, Draco screamed a very unmanly scream.

by Precious Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:07 am

Fortunately, this shocked Mrs Weasley out of her stupor

by **quik_wit** Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:56 am

Unfortunately Mrs W was MAD!

by Precious Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:57 am

And then many many people were murdered

by **quik_wit** Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:01 am

Fortunately some survived

by Precious Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:02 am

Unfortunately, they were all preps

by **quik_wit** Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:05 am

And then they went emo from the loss of their friends

by Precious Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:06 am

Fortunately, this was great comic relief

by Morgana Jocelyn M.J Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:49 am

Unfortunately Harry and Draco (who were the only normalish people to survive) didn't like emos and their comic relief.

by Precious Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:03 am

And then they killed all the preppy emos

by Morgana Jocelyn M.J Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:09 pm

Fortunately none of them survived.

by Precious Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:05 am

Unfortunately, that means that there was only Harry and Draco left alive... THE ONLY PEOPLE ON EARTH!!

by CrazedOne Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:14 am

and then the two of them realized that they were left to repopulate our Earth

by Precious Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:15 am

Fortunately, they didn't mind and got at it right away

by CrazedOne Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:24 am

Unfortunately, when they were finally finished they realized that they are both males and all of that....fun?...work?....was for nothing...

by Precious Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:30 am

And then there was a loud explosion... and it started raining babies!!

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:09 am

Fortunately, it was only a short shower of rain/babies, so they didn't have to take care of a million of them.

by Precious Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:48 pm

Unfortunately, they still had to look after them... Just Harry, Draco, and many thousands of wailing infants

by SerpentInRed Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:50 am

And then, they found out that the killing had only happened in a dream.

by Precious Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:38 am

Fortunately, this meant that there weren't really all those wailing babies

by Morgana Jocelyn M.J Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:26 pm

Unfourtunately it was Neville...

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