Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately Sevie...( poor Sev) walked in on Harry and Mike... again, I think. Precious and I however, had found a half naked Draco in the RoR...

And then the three aforementioned walk-in'ers fainted from nosebleeds.

Fortunately, their nose-bleedingness ended quickly!

Unfortunately, they bled again. (Not due to temperature reasons, but rather a swift kick on the nose)

And then we all threw a remorse party for them... Most people would call that a funeral service I guess.

Fortunately, a disc-shaped meteor sliced the world in two.

Unfortunately, the world looked better that way.

(If that is fortunate, then this would be unfortunate I guess)

And then a spindly wooden bridge was built between the two half-worlds.

Fortunately, Draco saw it fit that he would name the two worlds.

Unfortunayely he named one of them "Dracotopia", and no one wanted to live there.

And then, all the fan-girls moved there.

Fortunately, this sudden change in mass changed that half's orbit, breaking the bridge sending all the fangirls spiralling into the sun... and leaving me with Draco. ^_^

Unfortunately, he did not want you but instead turned his attention to that Potter boy who lived on the other half of the world...

And then he realised, the other half had mysteriously crashed into the sun. He was very upset... and for some reason Precious started to draw a picture of him...

(Hey nice going sending all the Draco fangirls hurtling towards the sun there, Precious)

Fortunately, (astoundingly, confusingly, mind-boggling-ly, et cetera) the half world was more efficient, less polluted, less greenhouse-y et cetera, than the other half, and it didn't collapse on itself or do anything scientifically predicted a world-sliced-into-two would do, and thus the world (Harry, Draco, me...) flourished.

Unfortunately, a large commet was hurtling towards earth, and Harry, Draco, Mike, and I were the only things that flourished. Everything else was killed by the ice age and we just huddled there, keeping warm.

So sad.

And then this small group of survivors huddled around their fire, looking at this delightful drawing of Draco wearing almost nothing at all, signed at the bottom with just -Precious XP

Fortunately, someone realised (me, even though I'm apparently dead) that there were three boys, whom were gay... and one girl... And I'm pretty sure that girl in particular rather liked that picture of Draco...

Unfortunately, the three boys liked it as well. . . It did not bode well for poor Precious, to whom this particular picture was given.

And then MissMarauder, Harry, Draco and I got married. (and wasn't Precious dead? She's dead right?)

Fortunately, I loved having three husbands (Polygamy in reverse much?) and they all loved me. . . It was the best thing ever!!!!

Unfortunately, the fangirls returned from the sun as fried alien zombies.

And then the four ran for their lives and hid in a cave where the zombies never found them.

Fortunately, you found human life in the cave.

Unfortunately, they were strangely mutated and reminded me of the people from The Hills Have Eyes.

(that is a creepy movie!!)