Re: You know you're a Death Eater when...

by Precious Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:14 am

You decide "Eh, screw the spells!" and get the hatchet!

by SerpentInRed Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:20 am

you figure that a kitchen knife would do nicely without the presence of a hatchet.

by Precious Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:32 am

You always test your killing utensils on the pet mudblood in the cage in the livingroom to make sure they're still sharp and all

by **quik_wit** Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:35 am

your personal philosophy is WWtDLD (what would the dark lord do?)

by Precious Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:47 am

You Avada anything that doesn't work with this philosophy ^_^

by SerpentInRed Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:46 am

you Avada anything that does not hail the Dark Lord.

by Precious Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:28 am

You Avada hail for hailing on the Dark Lord >.<

by MichelAngelo Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:34 pm

you always face your fellow Death Eater while putting on your garments and say, "does this cloak make me look dark?" or, "is this mask scary enough?"

by SerpentInRed Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:34 pm

you combat with other Death Eaters for the Dark Lord's affection (or rather, expression of).

by Precious Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:47 am

You know, deep down, that the Dark Lord really does love you... you just have to help him realize it by kissing his feet. He's kinky like that. ^_^

by SerpentInRed Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:11 pm

(lol...that made me giggle. XD)

you stand in front of the Dark Lord when he's in public so he doesn't get hit by random curses.

by **quik_wit** Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:58 pm

you pay people to throw curses at you while you're guarding the DL so he'll reward you for your bravey

by SerpentInRed Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:37 pm

you get Crucioed, and you believe it's some sort of reward.

by **quik_wit** Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:41 pm

you think that really killing mudbloods is more sport than crime

by SerpentInRed Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:08 am

you think killing Mudbloods should be made legal.

by **quik_wit** Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:02 am

you think it is legal kill mudbloods (they are inferior/animals after all)

by Precious Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:19 am

You have a Dark Lord shrine in your closet ^_^

by **quik_wit** Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:30 am

which practice the "correct" way to bow to

by Precious Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:32 am

You have a big stick to whack people with when they do not do this "correct" bow

by **quik_wit** Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:33 am

your "big stick" is engaved with the dark mark many times over

by Precious Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:35 am

You take the stick to bed with you chanting over and over in your mind "Dark Lord, Dark Lord"

by **quik_wit** Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:38 am

you don't find the last thing akward at all

by Precious Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:39 am

You think that it's NORMAL

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:34 am

You have no problems about possibly endagering a innocent 11 year old girl's life (who, by the way, is a mary-sue-ish little b****) and slip her an object that used to belong to the Dark Lord.

by **quik_wit** Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:31 pm

you are slightly jealous of said mary-sue-ish girl because she got to meet and hang with the DL (kinda) and see his hotness in person

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