Re: You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when...

by **Lildaani** Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:12 am

quik_wit wrote:you plan to rewrite one or more of the books so it goes the way it should

SerpentInRed wrote:you look through the books looking for plotholes so you could make your fanfic seem even more realistic.

quik_wit wrote:you hate when actually find the plotholes because it means just one more way JKR let us down

You read certain posts in your thread and suddenly become paranoid because you know they're talking about you.

by EdwardGirl11 Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:10 pm

You read a beautiful story, which made you cry. You then make a mix tape (on iTunes) to fit with the story and reread it, bringing on fresh tears.

Your father then comes home to you crying and doesn't quite understand why, even after you explain it more than once.

**If anyone wants to know the story was A Certain Kind of Memory by Jamie2109

by SerpentInRed Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:14 pm

(rotflmao...you know we love you, Lild XD)

you've reread the book enough times that you could recite the book backwards.

by EdwardGirl11 Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:31 pm

You watch the movies, but end up saying all the lines with the actors. After the movie finishes have discussions with your friends/family/random strangers about it, what they missed out and your hopes for the next film.

by MichelAngelo Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:56 pm

you're loony for Draco.

by **quik_wit** Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:23 pm

(we love lild!!)

you like to imagine the way Potter movies should've been as you fall asleep at night

by **Equilibrium** Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:14 am

You spray your room with Febreeze, thinking it will get all the doxies out.

by **quik_wit** Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:32 am

you spend hours here talking to us

by Precious Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:00 am

You spend mere seconds having to come up with these

by **AsaeliaJayn** Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:10 pm

You almost kill certain frineds (coughmorgancough- who don't read the seventh book but read the crappilogue!!!

by Egolmeril Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:25 pm

You mistake a football field for a Quiddtch pitch

by EdwardGirl11 Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:29 pm

Oh wow haven't done that one yet ><

Got sick of waiting for the regular bus, so you grab your wand (aka the stick you just found) and try to hail the Knight Bus

by Egolmeril Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:33 pm

You get on said Knight Bus and tell the driver where you would like to go. Then get defensive when they yell and tell you to take a cab- busses are on fixed routes.
No! The Knight Bus is not on a fixed route! This driver must be new.

by **MissMarauder** Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:18 pm

You get on a bus and say, "Hey Ernie!" The bus driver gets defensive and kicks you off because of your rude comment about him looking like a Sesame St. character. You wonder what St. Mungos decided to put him on now.

by **quik_wit** Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:42 pm

You try to talk to maaniquiens (sp?) in old cruddy department store windows (hey you never know)

by **Lildaani** Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:00 am

when your first instinct it try to make a new plotbunny into a HP fanfic, even when it's nothing like Harry Potter at all.

by **quik_wit** Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:31 am

when you've started like a hundred and fourteen fics and finished only the one-shots.

by **AsaeliaJayn** Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:31 am

You have so many fanfics waiting to be written while you try and actually get past the second chapter of your current fic that it just isn't funny anymore.

by Egolmeril Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:28 am

You actually walk through your days eager to find something to write here... and when you think of one you laugh and get weird looks. But who cares.. it's the highlight of your day!

by EdwardGirl11 Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:39 am

Lol true true.

When you finish an exam early (not early enough to leave) and so sit there writing a HP fic on the scrap paper. At the end when they say you can take the exam booklet the first thought is annoyed about the possible story space you could have used!

by SerpentInRed Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:47 am

Lildaani wrote:when your first instinct it try to make a new plotbunny into a HP fanfic, even when it's nothing like Harry Potter at all.

you decide that new plotbunnies are cool XP.

by Egolmeril Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:35 am

You get frustrated when fanfictions have faulty information. A bit of research never hurt anyone!

by SerpentInRed Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:25 am

you get frustrated with WB HP movies, especially when they cut out things you cherished.

by Egolmeril Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:46 am

You've stood inside a fireplace, thrown powder around yourself and shouted "Hogwarts!"

by **Equilibrium** Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:30 pm

When you eat seaweed and try to go deep sea diving...
*DISCLAIMER* This does not work... and it has been known caused death.

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