Re: You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when...

by Precious Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:59 pm

You stradle the laughing person and start to strangle them with your 'genuine' Gryffindor scarf

by SerpentInRed Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:18 pm

you help Precious in strangling people.

by **quik_wit** Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:35 pm

you help AJ out from under Precious with the condition that you get to go with her to the awesomeness that is her one-fashioned home ton theater

by SerpentInRed Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:50 am

you then figured that since you don't live in the same town as AJ it would be pretty hard to do what quik said...so you resorted to bawling.

by Precious Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:41 pm

You're sitting there next to Serp, doing the good olde awkward-back-patting-thing-when-you-try-to-be-comforting-without-really-touching-them-that-much whilst also that glaring-but-not-really-glaring-because-then-she-might-not-invite-you-to-her-awesome-theatre-thing at AJ

by **quik_wit** Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:50 pm

You spend your time plottion how to get to AJ's awesome theatre... and how to do so with out being throughly creepy

by SerpentInRed Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:14 pm

you decide to help quik plan the ingenuous plot of how to get into AJ's awesome theatre.

by Precious Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:11 am

You solve the problem by handcuffing yourself to AJ

by SerpentInRed Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:02 am

you handcuff yourself to Precious who's handcuffed to AJ.

by **MissMarauder** Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:34 am

You handcuff yourself to someone on the hancuff chain.

by SerpentInRed Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:37 am

you check the faucets in schools for snakes to see if they might lead to the Chamber of Secrets.

by **quik_wit** Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:52 am

you take a snake to school to test if any of the black, messy haired boys talk to it

by **MissMarauder** Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:07 am

You get angry when the snake doesn't talk to you, and you throw it out a window (from a high evelation).

by SerpentInRed Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:40 am

you try to make your teachers to wear a cloak to school to see if any of them are Snape undercovered.

by Precious Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:33 am

You squeal with delight when one of your teachers manages to do the whole billowy-thing with their coat as they walk in the door, and scream 'Severus!!'

by SerpentInRed Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:46 am

you got detention for weeks because you've done that (what Precious said) to several teachers (which made you pissed at the end since it turned out that they were NOT Snape).

by Precious Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:55 pm

You then tried to get out of said detentions by grabbing a pencil, pointing it at the teachers and shouting "Obliviate!"

by SerpentInRed Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:52 pm

you got into more detentions because you accidentally poked one or more of the teachers when you were trying to Obliviate them.

by **MissMarauder** Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:16 am

You bring you invisibily cloak to the said detentions, and attempt to leave. Your Detention Person... whatevery they are called, catches you sneaking out in his rain coat. You get more detentions and a viewing with a Psychiatrist (sp?) for saying "Blast you Harry! Steal my cloak one more time and you will get Sectasempraed!"

Your parents are so proud... not.

by SerpentInRed Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:18 am

you tell people that your parents names are ________ & _________ (fill in the blanks with the names of parents of your fave character).

by Precious Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:47 pm

You attempt to forge a document (on 3-hole paper, no less) that confirms your 'parents'

by **AsaeliaJayn** Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:10 pm

You sat through Monsters Inc finding Harry Potter equivalentd (did this last weekend ^_^) and smirkle after reading all the posts of people trying to find your Theatre.

(Darling, I'll take you HP if we manage it).

by Precious Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:13 pm

You started squealing when you read the part in the above post about how AJ agreed to take you to HP in her zawesome theatre!!

by **AsaeliaJayn** Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:20 pm

I'll take you there anyway cos it's just so awesome!!

You were totally obssessed with Sev but then decided that Blood could have him and switched your obsession over to Teddy!

by Precious Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:22 pm

You loved them all, but now have settled in as the Overlord of the Official Blaise Zabini Appreciation Club (we have jackets!!)

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