You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when...

You completely agreed Serp for completely agreeing with my point and grumbling about Dumbles being manipulative even after he's dead

you completely agree with Precious agreeing with Serp for agreeing with Precious and decides that JKR is going bonkers for allowing Dumbles to go to a better afterlife after death since he's clearly as manipulative, if not more, than the Dark Lord.

You completely agree with Serp agreeing with Precious agreeing with Serp for agreeing with Precious and decide that JKR is going bonkers (and needs to be taught the error of her ways using the 'bowing-correctly stick' (see 'You know you're a Death Eater when...')) for allowing Dumbles to go to a better afterlife after death since he's clearly more manipulative than the Dark Lord.

You completely agree with Precious agreeing with Serp agreeing with Precious agree with Serp for agreeing with Precious and decide that JKR is going bonkers (and needs to be taught hte error of her ways using the 'bowing-correctly stick' (see 'You know you're a Death Eater when...')) for allowing Dumbles to go to a better afterlife after death since he's clearly more manipulative than the Dark Lord so you decide to do something about it.

You completely agree with Serp agreeing with Precious agreeing with Serp agreeing with Precious agreeing with Serp for agreeing with Precious and decide that JKR is going bonkers (and needs to be taught hte error of her ways using the 'bowing-correctly stick' (see 'You know you're a Death Eater when...')) for allowing Dumbles to go to a better afterlife after death since he's clearly more manipulative than the Dark Lord so you decide to do something about it (which may or may not involve timeturners and machineguns ^_^)

you find the last few posts rather confusing, but still agree with the general message.

You don't mind in the least how confusing said posts may or may not have been, coz you just love 'em

You know that secretly Dumbles isn't manipulative but just trying to help everyone at once

You secretly know that Dumbles really is that manipulative, and are really just trying to make yourself feel better by pretending that you secretly know he's not

While on a school bus on a road in South Carolina, you point out forests to your friends who couldn't care less and tell them where you pictured them in the books. (True story, except it was for Twilight, and I was the unfortunate friend that couldn't care less...)

You go bush walking and have a major freak, thinking that you saw a centuar (sp?)

Precious wrote:You secretly know that Dumbles really is that manipulative, and are really just trying to make yourself feel better by pretending that you secretly know he's not

You agree with what Precious said, since if you didn't try to make yourself feel better, you would have to admit that JKR lied (about Dumbles being the epitome of goodness).

You sit in the corner of your darkened room, clutching your collection of Harry Potter books and paraphernalia to your chest, rocking back and forth, muttering over and over "JKR wouldn't lie to me... She wouldn't lie... Coz I'll stab her... In the eye..." XD

you discuss plans with your triplets to punish JKR by making her read "My Immortal"...the whole thing.

If you don't have triplets, you're sitting there wishing you had triplets to discuss plans with regarding punishing JKR by making her read "My Immortal"...the whole thing.

When you sit at the computer for hours, just watching all of you and what goes on here in the bookshelf with your friend sitting beside you as you discuss the awesomness of pineapples.

You, for no particular reason, find AJ's accidental 'd=' endlessly amusing

It's the only thing you can talk about with Amylee. (says MJ).

You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when you fall into hysterics every time you hear the George in the Jungle theme-tune-song-thing

you automatically think of George and Fred when someone mentions "twins."

You hear the name 'Lucy', think of Lucius, and drool. [awkward when you have a 4 year old cousin called Lucy -_-"]

You start comparing your maths teacher (who is male) to Professor Umbridge...
-looks at floor-

You can fully imagine Morgana's math teacher (whom you have never met before in your life) in one of Umbitch's PINK outfits -shudder-

you can fully imagine what Precious imagined and imagine the said teacher going "hem hem".

You have a dream in which you are Draco Malfoy and that you are chasing Harry around, trying to snog him. Then, you take it as a sign and read a good Drarry story. (True story. Happened Christmas day.)