Re: The Vending Machine

by **MissMarauder** Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:06 pm

Out comes a spinny chair

*Inserts a key*

by Sparrow Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:47 am

Out comes a lava lamp

-inserts shrapnel-

by **MissMarauder** Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:56 am

Out comes a pile of poo

*inserts toilet paper*

by Precious Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:37 pm

Out comes a vacuum.

-inserts-DBSK-(swoon)-

by Sparrow Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:27 am

Out comes Super Junior (KYAAAAAA!!!!! -faints-)

-inserts banana peel-

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:40 am

Out comes Yoochun falling over.

-inserts-writer's-block-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:45 am

Out comes JaeJoong, fresh from the shower... Therefore wet and with nothing on but a towel.
Oh my gosh, are we merely using this page to satisfy our sexual fantasies?!

-inserts stapler-

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:51 am

Goodness, Spare, didn't know you were one to advertise them! But indeed we are. ^_^

Out comes me, with a camera and a nosebleed.

-inserts-bell-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:55 am

Out comes the rest of DBSK, wondering where the hell JJ is and why there's a girl with a nosebleed and a camera standing there.

-inserts ribbon-

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:57 am

Out comes Suju, wondering where the hell their lovely/sexy friends DBSK are and why there's a girl with a nosebleed and a camera standing there.

-inserts-cabbage-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:03 am

Out comes me, chasing the 18 sexy Korean boys and yelling, "Oi! Get back here! I'm not finished with any of you yet! And JJ, get some clothes on! You're giving that poor girl a nosebleed! Wait... WHY ARE YOU PERVING AT MY JAEJOONG?!"
Then I tackle you and steal your camera.

-inserts me + DBSK + SuJu + camera-

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:11 am

Out comes Spare + DBSK + SuJu + camera. And still I sit there, a dazed look on my face and bloody tissues stuffed up my nose.

-inserts-tissue-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:20 am

Out comes a cloth for Precious to wipe her face with. And JaeJoong's bathrobe, which I throw at him. Then, surrounded by my fabulous Korean entourage, I give the cloth to Precious and ask if she wants to be my friend.

-inserts smiley-face-

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:26 am

Out comes Precious' confirmation of friendship; after all, who wouldn't want to be friends with Spare... or anyone who could grant you access to super hot, super cute, super awesome korean super singers? -takes-cloth-

-insert-apple-juice-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:29 am

Out comes a spare key to Spare's private mansion, which, despite the unfortunate wording, is basically an equivalent of the Playboy Mansion, but has hot Korean guys who do what she want rather than blonde female idiots.
And Precious gets the key...

-inserts squeal-

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:30 am

Out comes a swoon. Kyaa!

-inserts-straw-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:34 am

Out comes a Dobby's Dungeon.

-inserts $10 note- (Gasp! Actually money!)

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:35 am

Out comes a Snape at the Beach.

-inserts-megre-coinage-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:41 am

Out comes a dictionary open at the page with the wod 'meagre' on it

-inserts coin-

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:43 am

Out comes a note from Precious; "Sorrie, I'm not that gud at speling,"

-inserts-coinage-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:44 am

Out comes a spell-checking-machine-thing

-inserts coin-

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:44 am

Out comes batteries. Yay.

-inserts-coinage-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:47 am

Out comes a chicken

-inserts eftpos card-

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:49 am

Out comes a light-saber.

-insert-pesky-fly-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:54 am

Out comes a new car

-inserts tofu-

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