Caption Competition Week 2!

Hey here's week two, be creative and go nuts, but pleasae no chatting! Remember the points at stake here and do it for your house! O and be funny, funny is best. On Your Marks! Get Set! Go!





Super Long Awaited Drum Roll Please!
And the Winner is .....

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Lildaani - for 40 points

and 2nd & 3rd place go to...

Precious (that's right, she got both!) -- and so she gets 40 also! (woohoo for Precious!)

Ron: "Guys....I think I'm gay."

Hermione:"You do know that moral revelations don't get you out of potions essays, don't you?

Harry:"Although we already knew that you were. Seriously, I've seen your pictures of Krum."

(seriously, don't ask.....i'm not even sure where the frick that came from.)

Ron: "You know, I just noticed how pretty the quills we use are."

Hermione: "That's nice Ronald. Now stop stalling and get to work on your Transfiguration Essay."

Harry: "Err, Ron, we're using pencils..."

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Ron: "Guys! I just had the best idea! We should glue feathers all over Malfoy and call him the Fearful Feathered Ferret!!"

Ron: Guys ... I think I'm in love with Malfoy ...
Hermione: WHAT!? But ... Ron!! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!??
Harry: But you didn't have anything!!
Hermione: Shun the non-believer!! Shuuuuuun!!! SHUUUUUUUN!!

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Hermione: Harry, why are you and Ron writing with pencils? We're MAGICAL!
Harry: Because we like to be.
Hermione: Be what?
Harry: Moonpies.
Hermione: What are moonpies?
Harry: 7.
Hermione: Huh?
Ron: I'm surrounded my idiots.

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Ron: The feather ... IT LIVES!!! BRING ON THE FUTURE!!
Hermione: Ron, what does a feather have to do with the future?
Ron: FUTUUUUUURE!!
Hermione: And feathers don't live!
Ron: FUUUUUTUUUUUURE!!!!!
Hermione: But it doesn't make sense!
Harry: Don't mock his logic Hermione! FUUUUUUTUUUUUURE!!
Hermione: But it's not LOGIC!! It's ILLOGICAL!!
Harry: DON'T MOCK HIS LOGIC!!!
Ron: FUUUUUTUUUUURE!!
Hermione: But-
Ron: FUUUUUUTUUUUUURE!!!
Hermione Stop-
Ron: FUUUUUUUTUUUUUUURE!!!
Hermione: Don't-
Ron: FUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUURE!!
Hermione: I-
Ron: FUUUUUUT-
Hermione: GIVE. UP!
Ron: Future?
Hermione: -head-desk-

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Ron (thinking): Okay, so maybe ... if I can seduce the feather with my powers of sexual frustration ... maybe it will do my essay for me? Okay ... inch ... inch ... inch ... inch ...
Ron: ... Damn.
Hermione: Harry, what's wrong with Ron?
Harry: ... I'm scared.

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Ron (thinking): OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! He TOUCHED ME!!!
Hermione: What's wrong with Ronald?
Harry: He's in Planet Snape.
Hermione: Ah.

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Ron: I like this feather ...
Hermione: It's a quill.
Ron: I LIKE this feather ...
Hermione: It's a QUILL!!!!
Ron: I want to MARRY it ...
Harry: Because we all know that's the only action he'll ever get.
Hermione: ...
Ron: I LIKE this feather ...

Hermione: Psst.. Ron.. you have dirt on your nose!
Ron: AGAIN?!?!

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Harry: Hermione, what's the answer to number four?
Hermione: You should have studied.
Harry: I did!
*bickering*
Ron: Would you two shut up!? I'm trying to read Quidditch Through the Ages!
Harry&Hermione: You can read?!

Ron: "Wow! We have pot!"
Hermione: "Ron, that's an ink well, not a pot,"
Harry: "I'm Harry Potter!" (heh, Epic Movie XD)
Hermione: "Harry Pothead, more likely - have you realized that you're working in pencil?"
Harry: "Ron is too, though!"
Ron: "... heh heh, pretty feather..."

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Hermione: "Are you alright, Ronald?"
Ron: "... it moved."
Hermione: "What are you talking about?"
Ron: "It. Moved."
Harry: "He's right, Hermione,"
Hermione: "The... feather? The feather moved...?"
Ron: "There! It did it again!"
Hermione: "Ronald, that's because you're breathing on it."
Ron: "... oh."
Hermione: "Do your Potions essay!"
Harry and Ron: "Yes, mother,"
Ron: "... I swear it moved."

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Ron: "I just can't believe it..."
Hermione: "It's just a quil, Ronald,"
Ron: "But Malfoy... Malfoy touched it..."
Harry: "Oh, come on Ron!"
Ron: "No no... I'm cherishing it forever..." -smiles-dreamily-

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Hermione: "I think Ronald's gone into shock..."
Harry: "Ron, mate? Are you ok?"
Hermione: "Maybe you shouldn't have told him...?"
Harry: "Look, I wasn't going to keep my relationship with Draco a secret from him any longer - I was being a good friend by being honest and telling him,"
Hermione: "I know, Harry; I understand that, but Ron... Ron's a very fragile person! He's very sensitive!"
Harry: "Ron... sensitive? You're joking... right?"
Hermione: "Honestly, Harry - he's probably so surprised that he very well may try to replace you in his mind!"
Ron: "... hello feather. Do you want to be my new best friend? Of course you do! Come, let's go get up to some delightful, disruptive tomfoolery and bait the Dark Lord some!!"
Feather: "...I'm surrounded by idoits."

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Ron: "The amount of BLANK directly affects the potency and tempurature of the BLANK when BLANK and BLANK are combined under a BLANK at BLANK, at which time the BLANK of BLANK will BLANK, causing BLANK to BLANK and BLANK to not BLANK when BLANK is BLANK and BLANK BLANK BLANK, but only if you first BLANK your BLANK..."
Hermione: "Ronald, what are you on about?"
Harry: "Is that... could that be...?" -whispers- "Snapes Secret Potion?!"
Ron: -smirkle-
Hermione: "Squeeee!!"

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Harry: [thinking] "Merlin... Ron's so damn sexy when he's thinking..."
Hermione: [thinking] "Why can I not stop thinking about Ron having hot gay sex with Professor Snape...? Oh Merlin, I'm gonna get a nosebleed..."
Ron: [thinking] "Heh... Feather..."

Harry: "Ron, what are you doing?"
Hermione:"Shhhh!! I think he's thinking."
Harry:"He can do that?"
Ron: "[thinking].......feather....."

Ron: [thinking] "Oh Merlin oh Merlin oh Merlin..."
Harry: "What's wrong with Ron?"
Hermione: "I'm not sure... although, now that I think about it, he was claiming earlier that he couldn't write his Transfiguration essay because he had alien hand syndrome..."
Ron: [thinking] "If I just ignore it..."
Harry: "Alien what?"
Hermione: "Don't worry about it - he's just trying to get out of doing his homework"
Ron's Alien Hand: [not out loud, coz hands can't talk] "KUKUKU! I'm sooooooooooo stabbing Ron with this pencil!!"
Ron: "It's gonna get meeeeee!!"

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Harry: "Hermione, what's the answer to number seven...?"
Hermione: "Shh! Don't distract Ron... he's actually thinking about his answers!"
Harry: "... Ron. Thinking." [raises eyebrow]
Hermione: "Look at him! He's concentrating!!"
Harry: "Ron... thinking..." [giggles]
Hermione: "Admittedly, I am a little worried... Don't strain yourself, Ronald!"
Harry: "He's totally out of it..."
Hermione: "Hmm... maybe you're right... I know!"
Harry: "What?"
Hermione: "I'll just draw a moustache on him!"
[after moustache gets drawn on Ron]
Harry: "Geez, I wonder what he's thinking about so intently..?"
Ron: [thinking] "... feather..."

Ron (thinking): ... feather ...
Harry: Dear GOD! He's THINKING!
Hermione: Shhhh! We musn't distract him! It's like waking sleepwalkers, it's DANGEROUS!!
Harry: Oh. Right.
Ron (unthinking): Wha ...
Hermione: You IDIOT!
Hermione: -wakes Harry upside the head-
Harry: -brain malfunstion-
Harry: -dies-
Ron (thinking): ... feather ...

Hermione: "Look to the left!"
Harry: "Look to the right!"
Ron: "Look to the feather! ... I mean, uhm, look to the front?"

Ron: And you do the boogie woogie and you turn around and that's what it's all ab- FEATHER!
Harry and Hermione: -terromified.incredulous stares-

Harry: "Do you like waffles?"
Hermione: "Yeah we like waffles!"
Harry: "Do you like pancakes?"
Hermione: "Yeah we like pancakes!"
Harry: "Do you like frenchtoast?"
Hermione: "Yeah we like frenchtoast!"
Ron: "Dodododo can't wait to get a mouthful!"

Ron: Why can't we all just get along? Why must we wage terrible battles, killing senselessly... why must there be so much prejudice in this world?
Hermione: *shocked* "Ron, that's—"
Ron: Why can't a man just be with his feather in peace!? Why must I be scorned for whom I love?! WHY!??!
Harry: Err?

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Ron: "Whooo's a cute feather? Who's a cute little feather? You are! Yes you are! Aww aren't you just so cute, you're the cutest little feather in the whole wide world. *besotted chuckle*
Harry: Ron's gone mad, hasn't he?
Hermione: Yep.
Ron: So cute *sigh*

Hermione: "How long have we been staring at this feather?"
Ron: "I dunno... couple of hours?"
Harry: "Why are we staring at this feather?"
Hermione: "... that's a good question."

Ronald: Guys...
(Hermione and Harry look)
Ronald: I have...
(Hermione and Harry lean in)
Ronald: a lock of hair blocking my sight...
Hermione: Oh no...
(Hermione and Harry share a worried glance)
Harry: You have great hair though Ron.
Ronald: What?
Harry: What?
Ronald: (eyes Harry suspiciously)

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Ronald: So...
Harry: So...
Hermione: Goodness, don't you get it?
Harry: What?
Hermione: The water, Harry!
Ronald: Yes...the water...it's...contaminated...
Hermione: Yes!
Harry What?
Ronald: That's why our hair's dirty and unkempt...
Hermione: Yes!!!
Harry:....Huh?

Ron: "Hey, guys... um, well I think I just...erm... you know...peed."
Hermione: "I beg your pardon? Right now...?"
Harry: "Disgusting! O well, if you want someone to join you in your wetness, just ask."
Ron: "I would like to not be as embarrassed... feel free to pee."
Hermione: "Oh no...Harry?"
Harry:"Too late."

Ron: "Hey guys, what is flatulation?"
Hermione: "Are you serious?"
Harry: "Dude!! All guys know what that is!"
Hermione: "Ok, what is it Harry?"
Harry: "Errr... well you can tell him."

Ron: I have to tell you guys something...
Hermione: You can tell us anything!
Harry:Yeah...sure...
Ron: Well, I'm actualy deathly afraid of feathers.
Hermione: So that's why you're using a pencil?
Ron: Yes, that and that feather is... watching me!
Harry: There is something wrong with you, man...
(Harry and Hermione carry on with their work, Ron moves closer to Hermione, not taking his eyes off the feather.)

Ron: [thinking] "Gotta think of something smart and/or funny to impress Hermione..."
Harry: "What's Ron doing?"
Hermione: "I'm... not sure, but I am starting to get a little worried for that feather..."
Harry: "Oh Merlin, this better not be like last week..!"
Hermione: "I hope not! That was just... oh, it was awful!"
Ron: "Hey, Hermione!"
Hermione: [hesitantly] "Er, uh, y-yes, Ronald?"
Ron: "... bosom!"

Harry: Ron say something... ANYTHING!
Hermione: Shhhh... he's concentrating.
Harry: On the feather?
Hermione: Well.... I guess so... but at least he's concentrating on something.
Harry: Yeah... Ron say something, now!
Ron: Why are feathers fluffy?
Hermione & Harry: Uhhhhhh....

Hermione: "What do you think of when you look at this feather?"
Harry: "I dunno... chicken?"
Hermione: "Honestly, Harry! You're such a guy. When I look at this feather, I see... freedom. I see purity, the kind that comes from soaring free above the clouds, with no earthly bonds to constict your heart. I think of the fickle innocence of childhood, the light laughter and the warmth of the sun and the feeling of the wind on your face..."
Harry: "Wow... that's, like, deep."
Hermione: [blushes] "Thanks... what about you Ronald? What does the feather make you think of?
Ron: [stares at feather] "..." [thinks] "..." [epiphany] "Sex."

(when does this comp END?)

(I agree! Ya know, because it's gone on for ages, there are so many awesome quotes it's gonna suck to be the judge).

Hermione: Why is Ron staring at the feather?
Ron (thinking): ... Feather ...
Harry (stares blankly): ... Feather ...
Hermione: Harry?
Harry (thinking): ... Feather ...
Hermione: Harry!? Ron!?
Harry and Ron (thinking): ... Feather ...
Hermione: -whacks upside head-
Harry and Ron: Owww ...
Hermione: What is so interesting about that feather!?
Harry: It's ... it's ... (whispers) magical ...
Ron: -nods emphatically- (?)
Hermione: But ... but it's-
Harry and Ron: 0.0
Hermione: It's ... -notices feather-
Harry and Ron: -blank look-
Hermione (thinking): ... Feather ...