Your Headline News!

This, dear Bookshelf friends, is a fun little game I stumbled upon. A very good writer, Kamerreon, has made up this game, and made a quite funny fic about it. Kamerreon was gracious enough to let me use it.

Okay, so the game goes like this:

We will take turns coming up with something a member on the Bookshelf might do, or that someone might say he did, and then that member will have to come up with the title of an article on that topic, as it would be written by Rita Skeeter.

EXAMPLE:

Quik: Lild falls in love!
Lild: Head Of Slytherin has a Heart.

MM: Lild trips over!
Lild: Lildaani Takes a Tumble.

Get it? Got it? In my haste to get this up, I haven't really told anyone about it, so even though thisis probably incredibly selfish on my part, I'll go first at making up the headlines to go with what people say, okay?

Now... Play!

Blood cheated on Snape! XP

(Hiss.)

Potions Mistress Shatters yet Another Heart?

Lild got obsessed with video games!

(BTW, suggestion: wouldn't it be easier for the person who come up with the headlines to also come up with another news?)

err..

Head of Slytherin Explores New Muggle Pastime!

(And I agree with Serp. So, here's the news prompt:)

Serp runs away with Tom Riddle!

Serp Chirps as Tom Usurps (him)!

Quik Wit foils another one of Draco's devious Slytherin plotting!

Draco Malfoy Caught In Broom Cupboard With Quik!

(lol.....cause he can't carry out a plot if she's with him! ><)

erm.........

Mich spends the day with the Weasley Twins.

Mich Kidnapped By Flame-haired Weasels!

Precious finally killed someone with her blinding powers of awesomness.

Is Awesomeness a Crime?

Blood (me! Yay) is found making out with Snape in the dungeons. (Not surprising, really, but should make headline news.)

Snape: Blood Ensnared My Senses!

Lild got rid of her writer's block.

Writer's Block, Blown to Pieces With Idea Dynamite!

MissMarauder is dating Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy caught cheating on current girfriend (M.J).

AJ pulled Dumbledore's beard.

Dumbles Bumbles About Beard Destruction (Sources say AJ may be behind it all--- Sources choose to remain Anonomouse--- Albus Dumbledore tells us the story....)

The whole Bookshelf (activists only... haha) got together and had a HP convention & met each other & laughed lots!

Harry Potter Fans Convention- Gone Too Far?

Precious kidnaps Voldemort and Blood marries Snape. YAY.

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named disappeared, Precious main suspect.
Blood and Snape to become one.

Viper was holding hands with Harry Potter in Diagon ally (spl?)

Harry Potter seen with supposedly new girlfriend (Where's Ginny? Her brother tells all)



Draco Malfoy Murdered.
Harry Potter main suspect.

PURE blood DEATH- Boy Wonder Behing it All?

Draco lives and Marry's me- we have 5 kids, three boys and two girls. (identical girl twins)

Draco Malfoy found miraculously alive, and he's a married father!?! See a glimpse of his happy family.

I have just been named first female Minister of Magic!

Quik Takes the Reigns of Female Magical Rights! Her first decree is that toilet seets get chained dowm.... Read more.

I died and had bills left to pay and my family couldn't afford my funeral. (that stupid commercial)

MM is gone and her family is let with little, new Minister of Magic Quik_wit to pay for everything.


The wizarding world gets their own version of the internet

MAGICAL INTELLIGENCE SWEEPING THE MAGICAL PROVIDENCE!

MM is alive still so Quik got good publicity for her niceness.

MissMarauder found alive! Quik_wit and the rest of the wizarding world breathe a sigh of relief.

You didn't write the next headline---
Lemon drops are posioned and many muggles die... Is dumbledore's legacy a curse on his wishes?

Deathly Lemon Drops, Dumbledore's Legacy a Curse?

Blood gets pregnant with Snape's kid.

Illegitimate Child of Famous Potions Master Mothered by Mudblood_Mistress!

MissMaurader and Draco Malfoy making wedding plans