Re: You know you're a Death Eater when...

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:59 am

You want to bed Kiryuu, even though he's a muggle/Level D vampire...

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:01 am

You decide that bedding Lord Kuran would also be a good idea, seeing as he IS a pureblood, and pretty dang sexy...

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:05 am

You decide: Oh, what the hell. Let's just get all the VK boys, DBSK, SuJu, Harry, Draco, all the other HP boys and Voldemort and have a massive orgy.
Oh hell yeah... -nosebleed-

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:08 am

You do not die from bloodloss via said nosebleed, for you are a Death Eaters do not die; they eat death for BREAKFAST! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:24 am

Death isn't even a satisfactory breakfast - you need a side helping of Pain and Suffering to go with it! MUAHAHAHA!

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:29 am

You LIKE needles.

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:30 am

And all other sharp/pointy objects.

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:31 am

You are a masochist at heart.

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:33 am

But a sadist most of the way down. In fact, you'd probably need a submarine with a very powerful searchlight to go down that far to find the masochistic bit.

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:35 am

You like the whole sadomaso thing. It works for you. -nods-

by Sparrow Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:32 am

Like it does for Lord Kuran?

You make Sarah Palin look like a CareBear.

by Precious Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:47 am

You eat CAREBEARS for breakfast.

by Sparrow Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:24 pm

With extra sprinkles.

by **MissMarauder** Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:22 pm

And for every sprinkle, you kill it.

hey, it's an icon! "For every sprinkle, I will kill you!!"

Also, you have an icon like mine-- heheh.

by Precious Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:17 pm

You read slash. Hardcore.

by **MissMarauder** Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:44 pm

Or you prefer to read horror novels, just to reenact them in a cartoon you are drawing for art class! (yeah. . . sort of)

by Precious Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:26 am

You write horror novels. Believe it.

by **AsaeliaJayn** Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:29 am

You have a horror novel partially written already.

by **MissMarauder** Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:17 pm

When people say, "When pigs fly!" You reply, "The Pig flu!" (I guess it should be swine, but just the same. . .)

by Precious Sun May 03, 2009 7:43 am

You put pigs in catapults in order to procure the things that people have told you you can only have when pigs fly.

by **MissMarauder** Mon May 04, 2009 2:07 am

You invite all of the people who said "when pigs fly" to come watch. You also make them pay money at the gate. Hehe

by Precious Fri May 08, 2009 11:08 am

You then stick THEM in the catapult.

by Sparrow Fri May 08, 2009 12:51 pm

And aim at a very solid, big object.

by Precious Sat May 30, 2009 12:49 pm

Preferably a rock, next to a hard place...

by **MissMarauder** Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:56 pm

You then tell people, as they are catapulting, "LOOK!! THE PIG FLIES!!!" Then say, "Looks like your between the rock and hard place now. Suckers!"

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