Re: You know you're a Death Eater when...

by **quik_wit** Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:57 am

you harbor a secret love for ferrets... especially white ones!

by SerpentInRed Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:45 am

you have an unnatural love for snakes, especially the one named Nagini.

by MichelAngelo Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:14 pm

you...err...eat death. for breakfast. with no milk.

by SerpentInRed Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:52 am

you draw the Dark Mark on all parchments and then have to magick them off before you hand in your homework to the professors.

by **quik_wit** Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:11 am

you renamed you self something either complex (anagram) or slightly arrogent (half blood prince) in an attempt to distance youself from your past

by Lunia Von Hel Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:03 am

You have done stuff that a normal person would not be proud of, but then they are just Mudbloods.

by SerpentInRed Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:51 am

you strut around the school like it's yours

by **quik_wit** Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:02 am

you say things like 'I'll tell father about this' in an oddly menacing tone... then you say pretty much everything in a menacing tone

by SerpentInRed Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:09 am

most of your sentences includes the phrase "my father."

by **quik_wit** Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:11 pm

most of your favorite spells are dark and you feel they should be practiced rgualrly on Blood Traitors

by Chrissy Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:16 am

When you burst out crying during your Choral Departments performance of "Come away Death" Because you thought they said 'Death Eaters'

by SerpentInRed Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:05 am

you make up lyrics talking about great the Dark Lord and Death Eaters are.

by **quik_wit** Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:01 pm

you've memorized Morphin's (sp?) little snake speech/song-deally (hissy hissy little snakey slither on the floor you be good to Morphin or he'lllnail you to the door.... yep fer seriously)

by SerpentInRed Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:43 pm

you've memorized how to say "I am a Death Eater," "The Dark Lord is the best," etc. in Parseltongue.

by **quik_wit** Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:00 am

you checked every book/other article of anything that's cool or evil to check if maybe the dark lord has entrusted you with a bit of his soul (like he Lucius Malfoy, lucky little inbred)

by SerpentInRed Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:36 am

(inbred...kekekeke...It just reminded me of Lild's fic. XD)

you could smell Mudbloods from twenty acres away.

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:58 am

You could smell Mudbloods fromtwenty acres away AND almost throw up at the disgusting aroma.

by SerpentInRed Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:04 pm

you feel oddly connected to snakes.

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:59 pm

You've been in Azkaban so much it hardly effects you anymore.

by SerpentInRed Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:26 am

you're actually friends with dementors in said prison.

by **quik_wit** Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:28 am

you think that it's odd/just-plain-wrong that a mudblood is beating your son/daughter as far as grades go (*coughMalfoyGrangercough*)

by SerpentInRed Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:34 am

you would Crucio your kid for dating a Mudblood.

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:13 pm

You don't really give a damn about you're kid, and would sell him to the Dark Lord if that is what the Dark Lord wished.

by SerpentInRed Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:59 am

you value the Dark Lord more than the well-being of your family.

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:45 am

You're married, but you'd leave you're partner in less than a second if Voldemort wanted you.

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