Re: You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when...

by Precious Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:06 am

You read the above posts and quickly rush off to rid yourself of your ignorance

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:50 am

You are estatic when you find someone in your class who likes HP too, and then proceed to blather on about what fanfiction is.

by Precious Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:39 am

You become a certified plot-bunny breeder for the HP verse.

by **MissMarauder** Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:39 pm

You want to read some of Gravidy's story's now...

Better than Marm?? She's just one of the best I've ever read (You're second after her Lild!)

by Sparrow Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:58 am

You watch every possible spoof of HP available and keep comparing it to the books, the movies and the fanfics...

by **MissMarauder** Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:10 am

You sit inside your awesome hotel, instead of being outside in the beatifully warm weather, to read HP fanfiction.

by Precious Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:41 pm

You plan to use a lightning bolt as the emblem for your Gay-bar

by **MissMarauder** Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:47 pm

You wonder where this bar is, even though you aren't gay. . . lightning bolts are awesome!

by Precious Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:23 am

You would let Missy into your not-yet-existing gaybar simply for her love of lightning bolts.

by Sparrow Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:25 am

You would actually have a gay bar with a lightning bolt emblem, call it The Slash and have drinks with names such as:
Dobby's Dungeon
Snape's Secret Potion
Snape At The Beach
Snape On The Rocks
The last one has a very graphic image which I will never reveal for fear of being exiled.

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:33 am

You CREATED the Dobby's Dungeon. -smug-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:58 am

You actually know what 'Snape on the Rocks' signifies... (girl manga outfit...)
-perverted giggle-

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:00 am

You are horrorfied at Spare's momentay mind-lapse and resulting confusion of Snape on the Rocks and SNAPE ON THE BEACH!!

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:07 am

Oh, whoops...

You are so horrified at your mind-lapse that you run up to Snape and apologise profusely... then ask him to put the outfit on again.

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:09 am

You run up behind Spare and leap over her in order to give Severus a flying glomp. ^^

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:21 am

You don't even need to ask Precious why exactly Snape On The Beach is so... enthralling.

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:23 am

You have learnt from the whole 'Snape of the Beach' fiasco the brilliance of the minds of sugar-high, sleep-deprieved teenage girls

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:26 am

You, being one of those teenage girls, realises that the fact you watched the majority of The Shining at about 11:30pm instead of a Harry Potter movie is one of those moments of brilliance.
Or stupidity.

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:28 am

You are obsessing over what is probably no more than three seconds of the new HBP trailer... BECAUSE IT'S DRAY!! -swoon-

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:32 am

You love Dray soooooo much that you take every frame from that less-than-three-second segment of the trailer, frame them and put them on your wall, even though they're practically all the same.

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:37 am

You're prepared to murder whomever it was that made Dray cry! Grr! Fierce!!

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:39 am

You actually DO murder them.

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:41 am

You then cry upon realizing just WHO you murdered... you MONSTER!!

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:43 am

You and Draco have a big crying-fest, even though the reason he was crying is gone now - he just does it for the fun of it.

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:44 am

You collect Draco's tears; you could totally sell those on TradeMe!

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