Would You Rather?

Originally posted by Quik-wit

This game is pretty self-explainitory but let me lay it out for you anyway.
I say would you rather: (1) See Voldemoet in nothing but frilly lingerie (or something equally absurd) or (2) Kiss the soles of all the Death Eater's Feet
Then whom ever comes next says which they'd rather do and sets up a question like the one described above
And repeat

(1) Eat every flavor of Bertie Botts Beans... at once
(2) Eat only the icky BBBs but get to eat them seperately and a few minutes apart

1. Eat every flavour.

Would you rather...

1. Duel a death eater.
2. Duel Dumbledore.

Death eater. I'm pretty sure i can scare the lot with muggle things then snap their wands.......*is assuming it is a stupid death eater*

Would you rather...
1) Wake up early.
2) Stay up all night and the day after.

As much as I do stay up all night and the day after, I'd like to wake up early for once.

Would you rather:
1)Pleasure Voldemort(the icky, almost-dead form), or
2)Have Severus do a lap dance. On your lap.

Lap dance. Definitely the lap dance. It's less scarring.

....vaguely.


Would you rather...
1) Kill a puppy. (one that looks suspiciously like Sirius' animagus but isn't)
2) Kill Hedwig (more gloriously than her canon death)

Kill Hedwig. At least we could make it longer than a couple of sentences.

1) Anger Molly
or 2) Kiss McGonagall.

(I'm a bit wierd today.)

Eh...Kiss McGonagall. That could just be on her cheek or something.

Would you rather...
1) Own an owl.
2) Own an eagle.

An eagle, man. It'd be so awesome.

1) Be Fudge for a day
or 2) Be Draco for a day.

(Both very comprimising. Draco, you could be a hot Slytherin. Fudge, you could make serious changes and get him sacked.)

...Oh my god. Dare I answer this. I'm.. Going to say Draco, and keep the reason to myself.


1. Be a Death Eater
or 2. Be an Auror

Death Eater.

1) Be Head of Slytherin
or 2) Be Head of Gryffindor.

(I'd prefer it if Toasty/Lild didn't answer this.)

(Gah!)
Slytherin. Definatley.


1. Be a Hufflepuff
2. Be a Ravenclaw

(Perfered if a Ravenclaw or a Hufflepuff didn't answer this. Sorries)

Ravenclaw. I NEED the brains, seriously.

1) Eat a human
or 2) Eat a dog

Dog... unless it's like my dog

inserts coin

Uh... Qwik, wrong game.

haha whoops

(1) do something stupid like I just did
(2) do something less stupid but more public

I suppose what you just did.

1. Study for a test the hour before
2. Do your homework the hour before

Homework. There is no way I would go to a test unprepared, I've failed anything before in my life.

1) Eat a foot.
2) Eat a human tongue.

A human tougue. Even though it's all wet and slippery I can just swallow it in one glup. Plus a foot is very dirty.

1) Tripped down the stairs and land on someone you have a crush on.
2) Perform an act, that you haven't finish putting together, for a talent show in front of the whole school.

Both of these happened to me unfortunately.

option (1), I actually have already done this one too

(1) kiss a dragon
(2) kiss a dementor

Dragon. Sounds quicker

1. Read the Harry Potter books
2. Write Harry Potter fanfiction

Write fanfiction.

Would you rather...
1) Eat Pizza.
2) Eat Burgers.

2) if they're cheeseburgers

(1) eat only one food for the rest of your life
(2) never get to eat the same thing twice for the rest of your life

Option 2.

1) Be a house elf.
or 2) Be a hippogriff who's on a death sentence.

hippogriff I'm too vain to be a house elf..I mean REALLY coffee stains after labor day?

umm Would you rather?

(1) get caught pranking Voldemort
(2) NOT get caught and suffer seeing Voldemort naked

Get caught pranking Voldemort. I could talk my way outta that. ^^;

Would you rather...
1) get caught pranking Snape with something involving shampoo
2) get caught pranking Draco with something involving pink hair dye.