Grant A Wish!

Wish granted ... but war broke out the next day and you were killed in the midst of it all.

I wish ... I wasn't so horrible to my friends, lol.

Wish granted... You're a doormat instead!

I wish... I didn't have the stomach flu.

Wish granted.... but sadly you got a major headache

I wish... I could take over the world (giggles maniacally)

Wish granted... but could you imagine the paperwork?

I wish... my sister would magically appear home in about twenty minutes.

Wish granted...but now you have two sisters.

I wish...to not be tired.

Wish granted... you are now so wide awake that you have no need for caffiene.

I wish... I wasn't so paranoid -shifty eyes-

Wish granted... They're really out to get you now

I wish... all of the Christmas baking was done.

Wish granted- unfortunately, while baking the last batch of cookies, your house burned down because when you reached in to retrieve them, your arm went ablaze and instead of stopping, dropping, and rolling, you screamed and ran in utter panic, catching the whole house ablaze. You survived with the pan of cookies!

I wish I went to this other school with my other friends...

Wish granted... and now you see entirely too much of them, and don't care for them. It's what I always figured would happen if I had been a year younger and been in class with some of my best friends.

I wish... my SunnyD hadn't given me a sore throat.

Wish granted! But I am sorry to say that instead of the SunnyD, a viral infection gave you a sore throat that only went away after new years. I am sorry, at least you can type without it hurting too much!

I wish that I knew where to go to college.

Wish granted... You have your dream college picked out, but they won't give you any money to attend, whereas this other school, that you don't particularly care for, will actually pay you to go. Good luck there.

I wish... for something half-way decent to come on TV. Something not South Park.

Wish granted... Except they played every Peter Pan movie in a row....

I wish... I they would stop playing terrible christmas songs!
(I just want to here snoopy's christmas)

Congratulations! Your wish was granted and when the angry townsfolk heard that it was your wish that ruined every radio and sterio for hundreds of miles, they all swarmed your house and sent thousands of dead rats your way with slingshots. One was alive with rabbies, and you were found dead days later... The police think the rabbie rat was intentional and your neighbor was charged with manslaughter. Snoopy's Christmas was played at your funeral.

I wish that I had good cell phone service in my home area.

Wish granted... but all calls coming into the area somehow got redirected to your phone, so you'll be up for the next week until the cell company gets everything sorted out.

I wish... my nails would stay pretty.

Wish granted! Unfortunately, to keep them beautiful, you couldn't use your hands for anything! You were practically immobalized! Your computer's Voice Recognition Software works perfectly though!

I wished that I was YouTube famous... *sigh*

Wish Granted... and you took me with you on your rocket to stardom!

I wish... that all my mom's presents were wrapped so I wouldn't have to wrap them

Wish granted... and you taught me your trick to magically making them wrap themselves, so I never have to wrap a present again! Muwhahaha.

I wish... something better than the Family Guy Star Wars was on TV.

Wish granted... Home Improvement is on! And so is lotsa other good stuff

I wish... I weighted 40 lbs. less!

Wish granted... Except you got so skinny your parents took you to a place to help anorexia and slowly, they helped you and you ended up weighing much more than you did before you got skinny.

I wish... That all of us Bookshelf peeps could all meet for one big Harry Potter themed party.

Wish granted... And that sounds like fun, so everything turned out great!

I wish... my brain was programmed to flirt/receive flirting. I swear, there must be something fundamentally wrong with me...

Wish granted... but, it seemed like everybody was flirting with you and so you flirted back, and they all gave you a weird look. Except the guy who was actually flirting with you and he walked away because he thought you were a____ (well that's kinda mean so you put a word there).

I wish.... I didn't freak people out, easily.

Wish granted ... but you were so normal all of your best friends (who always freak people out) no longer knew who you were so they ran away.

I wish ... that there was no such thing as celebrity gossip.

Wish granted... But then Celerities got boring.

I wish... I was 15.

Wish granted ... but because your age was sped up, all your birthdays came months early and you died at a young age. (mentally).

I wish ... that Precious wasn't at the beach.

Wish granted...she was in a volcano instead. (in a volcano, not on one. burn..burn....)

I wish wasn't so sickly and poorly immune. (sob)