Grant A Wish!

Wish Granted... but then takes over the world with Pure Blood Supremecy (and cuz it's be easy if you you were the only one on the planet with magic) and makes all of his slaves, except you... who he kills mercilessly... good choice on that wish.

I Wish.... to be able t go to Barnes and Noble and (legally) take whatever I want and never ever ever have to pay (and not get in trouble for it)

I grant your wish, but you picked the wrong day to go to Barnes and Noble because it's "Sell the ruddiest, cheap, imitation, crap stuff" day.

I wish Jacob imprinted on me and that no one had to die or suffer or be unhappy or unsatisfied or uncharacteristic or different-looking between us two.

XD

Wish granted! Unfortunately he got angry when he found out you like Harry Draco stories and attacked you because he couldn't retain his anger. I am sorry.

I wish I could be Bella and Hermione at the same time!

Wish granted...but then everyone hated you for being pretty and smart so you constantly have people setting up evil traps against you. Good luck.

I wish...I had a brain like Hermione.

Wish granted... but then you freaked out because you hadn't read every book every written, and you tried to cram them all in until your brain exploded! Sounds messy, huh?

I wish... It was slightly warmer outside.

(sort of reminds me of the parody that Lild's is writing =.=...)

Wish granted...but it continues to get warmer until it's 180 degrees Fahrenheit, burning and boiling everything. Good luck.

I wish...for a pet parrot.

Wish granted but the thing never shuts up until you get so annoyed you kill it with rat poison (a girl's gotta sleep).

I wish... that I could act well (like amazingly so) and was rich and famous and responsible with my riches and fame so that everyone liked me and I was attractive too

Wish granted...but you accidentally fall and die in the next second. Sorry.

I wish...to have perfect hair.

Wish granted. But, you're hair was so perfect all the popular girls were jealous, so the bulie you ruthlessly and held you down as they chopped it all off. Sorry.

I wish... My friend would stop liking the same guy as me. (Every time, the boy ends up liking HER!)

Wish granted...but the guy instead goes for the next person you despise.

I wish I got back with Jacob (if he were real, I'd give up HP for him. Sadly...)

Wish granted...but then he died the next second. Sorry.

I wish...for good-tasting chocolate.

Wish granted, I suppose, but it was laced with arsenic, and you, well, you can see where this is going. We sure are a violent bunch, aren't we?

I wish... for a calculator.

Wish granted... but to your dismay, the thing is really a bomb and you get in trouble wherever you are, with the cops. I will be sure to start a bail fund for you.

I wish girls would just get over themselves and stop hating/making everything worse than it has to be for me!

Wish granted but... now that everyone loves you no one will leave you alone and you don't know who real friends are (except me) and who was made to like you by your wish

I wish... to win CotW!

Wish granted! But as soon as Marius told you you won, your computer exploded and all of your fan fiction was erased forever!

I wish I could solve my problems with this girl without anyone getting hurt.

Wish granted, but now she likes you so much she's become your shadow, even though you still don't particularly care for her.

I wish... One of my friends would go with me to see Rocky Horror Picture Show tonight.

Wish Granted but only if take me with you!! Oh wait we live very far apart, no such luck.

I wish I could watch Twilight on an unending loop until this sunday, with out intterruptions except to pee.

Wish granted!!!! And I get to join you and squee with you abou the two Edwards (our imaginary book Edward, and the real (sorta) Edward!

I wish that I wouldn't have to worry about everything and I could get everything off my hands/shoulders.

Wish granted...unfortunately, that also caused you to fall into an eternal sleep.

I wish...for the people I like to like me and for the people who I hate to ignore me.

Wish granted, but unfortunately, you liked several people, and you had to choose between them all, breaking a lot of hearts. Also, you were partnered up with the people you hate for a project, and they completely ignored you.

I wish... The guy I like to be less shy and start talking to me.

Wish granted...but then he talked to you so much that you don't get enough sleep and he's so possessive about you that you don't get to talk to anyone anymore or go on the computer any longer.

I wish...that the crapilogue was never written.

Wish granted... but her "improved" version ends up being worse than the first (crack pairings only no one even remotely compatable need apply). Great job.

I wish... that I could have all the music I ever wanted forever for free and I could listen to it all/ turn it off whenever I wanted and I enjoyed it.

Wish granted...but then all the record companies are now after you for copyrights infringement.

I wish...for snow.

Wish Granted.. you're buried in the stuff and freeze to death.

I wish... for happiness and joy

Wish granted, but it made everyone else miserable, so they're coming after you with pitch forks, while you're sitting there, deliriously thrilled with yourself!

I wish... my sister's friend would hurry up reading Twilight so I could get it and read it.