Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

by **MissMarauder** Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:19 am

And then Harry was forgotten on the pavement.

by SerpentInRed Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:40 am

Fortunately, Luna remembered to take him to the hospital.

by **quik_wit** Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:37 am

Unfortunately on the way there she was distravted by Nargles

by **MissMarauder** Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:40 am

And then Harry was forgotten again.

by **quik_wit** Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:41 am

Fortunately his fangirls help him get there.... eventually

by **MissMarauder** Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:43 am

Unfortunately, they took all of his clothes and sold them on eBay.

by **quik_wit** Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:48 am

And then he was cold... and embarrassed

by **MissMarauder** Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:49 am

Fortunately, all the girls diddn't mind.

by **quik_wit** Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:50 am

Unfortunately their mothers did

by **MissMarauder** Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:00 am

And the the world ended.

by SerpentInRed Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:44 am

Fortunately, that was only what Harry thought and news reporters from the Daily Prophet still took pictures of him being cold and embarrassed.

by **MissMarauder** Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:24 pm

Unfortunately, an apple fell on Dumbledore's head. He went balistic.

by SerpentInRed Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:12 am

And then, the news reporter thought that it was a better idea to take Dumbles to St. Mungo's than taking pictures of a nude Harry.

by Precious Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:22 am

Fortunately for Harry, they clicked that as they took Dumbles to St Mungo's they could also take him

by SerpentInRed Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:49 am

Unfortunately, St. Mungo's had only one spot left.

by Precious Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:50 pm

And then they put Harry back on the street, with a cardboard box and fingerless gloves

by **MissMarauder** Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:20 pm

Fortunately, his box had a nice kitchenette.

by SerpentInRed Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:45 pm

Unfortunately, Kreacher forgot what happened in the 7th book and decided to run after Harry with a butcher knife.

by Precious Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:12 pm

And then Dobby and Kreacher ended up wrestling in a disturbing display of houself violence

by **AsaeliaJayn** Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:31 pm

Unfortuanetly, Dobby died earlier than he actually did. -sobs-

by Precious Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:33 pm

(You skipped Fortunately, dorkface! Fine... -huffs- I'll do it for you)

Fortunately we all know that Percy has been studying the Dark Arts and was able to ressurect (sp?) him quite promptly

by **MissMarauder** Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:14 pm

Unfortunately, the resurrected him, had three ears.

by SerpentInRed Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:13 am

And then Dobby decided to assassinate Percy in some way or another.

by **quik_wit** Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:38 am

Fortunately he mostly just screwed up Percy's Dark Arts attempts

by MichelAngelo Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:57 pm

Unfortunately, Harry was still cold, embarrassed, alone, and completely nude inside his cardboard box (complete with kitchenette), watching the horrid sight of Kreacher, crawling and dragging his remaining leg towards Dobby, who's sneaking up on a dazed Percy with a blunt 'n rusty butcher night, all happening behind a dark alley beside a positively stinky brothel where Ginny had decided to work.

(whew! pleeeeeeeease cue Draco! cue DRACO!)

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