Re: You know you're a Death Eater when...

by SerpentInRed Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:47 pm

You Crucio anyone who laughes at your chibi pictures of yourself in love letters which are "smiling at and send saucy winks toward the Dark Lord"

by Precious Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:44 am

You havez noooooooodlez!!

by SerpentInRed Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:44 am

you get Crucioed by the Dark Lord for eating noodles instead of listening to what he had to say.

by Precious Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:12 am

You then offer him some noooooooooooodlez!!

by SerpentInRed Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:33 am

you get Crucioed some more.

by Precious Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:01 pm

You smile serenely and offer some to Lucy (Malfoy Snr)

by SerpentInRed Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:22 pm

you enjoy hearing the unmanly screams emitted from Lucy when you offer him the said noodles.

by Precious Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:27 pm

You glomp Lucy due to being overcome with lust due to his torturous screams (that sort of thing just turns you on -winks-)

by **MissMarauder** Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:25 pm

You ask to retrieve some pink flowers to disgust and control yourself. The dark lord always keeps some for cases like these.

by Precious Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:31 am

You never doubt that this is the onlyreason he keeps some

by SerpentInRed Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:35 am

you know that there are plenty of other Death Eaters that have even weirder fetishes when it comes to turn ons.

by Precious Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:41 am

You know that one of Bella's involves whips, skintight leather and stiletto boots

by **quik_wit** Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:32 pm

You and Bella have gone shopping for said leather, whips and boots

by Precious Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:20 am

You even envited (and were accompanied by) Lucy on these shopping trips

by SerpentInRed Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:14 am

you laugh with Bella when the two of you saw Lucy running off, screaming an unmanly scream.

by Precious Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:37 am

You burst into giggles when you realize that Lucy'd forgotten to take off the skin-tight, thigh-high leather stiletto (sp?) boots

by SerpentInRed Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:58 am

you start laughing harder when you notice the Dark Lord trying to hold in his laughters.

by Precious Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:43 am

You then notice that said Dark Lord has forgotten that he is also wearing boots like that

by SerpentInRed Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:07 pm

you decided to not tell the Dark Lord about that fact and began memorizing the details of the said boots to cherish the idea of knowing something no one else knew (or so you thought)

by Precious Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:09 pm

You sob hysterically when you discover that everyone else that read the post now also knows, thus ruining your 'knowing somthing no on else knew' thing

by SerpentInRed Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:12 pm

you decided to bawl in front of the Dark Lord about this and end up being Crucioed again.

by Precious Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:14 pm

You scream in ecstasy while he crucio's you

by SerpentInRed Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:15 pm

the Dark Lord shivers at your ecstatic screams.

by Precious Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:15 pm

You maintain that he shivers in delight, not creeped-out-ness

by SerpentInRed Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:16 pm

everyone knows that he's shivering out of creeped-out-ness.

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