Re: You know you're a Death Eater when...

by Precious Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:10 pm

You don't just think about what's in the above post; you do it.

by Morgana Jocelyn M.J Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:21 pm

You then decide not to sell it, but give it to the darklord.

by Precious Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:59 am

You wrap it with a big pink ribbon before giving it to him

by Morgana Jocelyn M.J Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:51 pm

You then teach him ho to use it, and conidering that he is over 70, it took...a looong time...

by **MissMarauder** Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:00 am

You tell the people talking about iPods that yours has 2374 songs on it.

So you beat them all, and you like the feeling it gives you.

by **Lildaani** Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:05 am

You sigh at your friends and roll your eyes when they get tortured for talking about muggle devices on the death eater thread.

by Precious Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:12 am

You smile blissfully as your torture commences

by **MissMarauder** Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:01 pm

You then realize that if you continue talking about muggle devices, you will get tortured more.

RUBBER DUCKY, YOU MAKE BATHTIME SO MUCH FUN!

I am wearing shorts- muggle clothes.

by Precious Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:04 am

You then swamp yourself in muggle clothing and paraphernalia

by **MissMarauder** Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:04 am

The torture commences until they realize that's what you want them to be doing. So you are banished from the torture room and are told if you continue being a stupid, incompetent muggle, you will never be tortured again.

You stopped.

by Precious Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:11 am

You dress-up as Dumbledore for Halloween.

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:02 am

You dress up as Harry for Halloween.

by **Lildaani** Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:34 am

Your friends kill you when you arrive at Halloween parties dressed as Harry Potter. And then embarrassedly compliment your costume.

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:36 am

You dress up as the Dark Lord for Halloween (what's more scary than that?).

by Morgana Jocelyn M.J Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:32 pm

You do Voldemorts make-up while he'asleep.... ^_^

by **MissMarauder** Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:18 pm

You compliment Voldemort's make-up when he wakes up. And tell him he is so evil. And that is your favortite thing in a man/snake.

by Precious Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:11 am

You copy the Dark Lord's make-up

by **MissMarauder** Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:04 am

You decide to "shadow" the Dark Lord because you want to be one someday.

by Precious Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:43 am

You do everything he does. Even what he says. Two seconds after he did.

by **MissMarauder** Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:36 pm

You try to be his spokesperson. When Lucy says. "Would you like some firewhisky, my lord?" You stare at him in disgust and say, "He most certainly would not- One cannot taint the mind with such frivelous things!"

You get tortured for such a thing.

by Precious Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:12 am

It makes you giggle; it tickles!

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:56 am

You have no qualms about backstabbing everyone and everything.

by Precious Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:56 am

You have a special dagger made specifically for stabbing backs.

by **MissMarauder** Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:58 am

You belive that front stabbing (like betraying people in front of their eyes) is a better aproach because then, right after you betray them, they realize that they could have done a lot to stop you but didn't! MUAHAHAHAH

by Precious Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:56 am

You stand there, helpfully pointing out each and every little thing they could have done to stop you, and rub it all in their face

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