Re: You know you're a Death Eater when...

by Sparrow Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:28 am

Voldemort says so.
I mean, I'm not going to argue.
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by Precious Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:31 am

You would use a Polyjuice Potion to appear like Spare so that Voldemort will say that YOU are a Death Eater -swoon-

by Sparrow Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:53 am

When you would transfigure yourself so he would.
Permanently transfigure.

by Precious Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:55 am

You show up dressed as a bunny to the Death Eater Easter Bash. You're so hardcore.

by Sparrow Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:00 pm

You dress up as the egg.
Snakes do lay eggs, right?

by Precious Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:01 pm

You dress up as Harry Potter, and get AKed

by Sparrow Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:54 pm

You realise beforehand that going as HP and getting AKed is stupid, so you go as Dumbledore instead.

by Precious Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:56 pm

You then feel that you deserved to be AKed for going as that old fool.

by Sparrow Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:01 pm

You go up to Voldy after feeling this and ask for his whip of love.

by Precious Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:01 pm

You don't even pause to wonder WHY there's even such thing as a 'Death Eater Easter Bash'

by Sparrow Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:10 pm

You come up with it.

by **MissMarauder** Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:47 pm

You stare at everyone in your school while muttering, "filth... muggles... worthless..."

(no I don't really do that... >.>)

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:10 pm

You sit in class and mutter about "stupid muggles... That Death Eater party would have been more fun than this... It doesn't even has a stereo and it's still better..."

by **MissMarauder** Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:33 am

You sit next to Blood and tell her that "We need to leave man.... AVADA KEDAVR--"
"--NOT IN FRONT OF THE TEACHER!"
"Oh"

by Precious Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:06 am

You give evil glares to cute fluffy white bunnies.

by **MissMarauder** Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:36 pm

You roll in the mud-- oh, wait! That would make me a pig.... You roll in the mud with pigs and then you kill them with Avada Kedavra-- you then have them processed and eat them with delight.

by Sparrow Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:00 am

You eat the piggies with the cute fluffy white bunnies, which you caught with your evil glares...
And you eat them RAW.

by **MissMarauder** Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:08 am

You then glare at everyone who stares at you like you are some kind of animal. Like they have room to talk! THEY'RE FREAKING MUGGLES!
"Avada Kedavra"

by Precious Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:42 pm

You never cry. You just... get some Floo Powder in your eye at sad moments...

by **MissMarauder** Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:45 pm

You hate pink. . . and any other color besides black or green

by Precious Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:24 am

You watch Bambi and laugh when the mommy deer gets killed.

by Sparrow Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:22 am

You go to a kiddies' party, get a smiley face stamp and say it's the Dark Mark.

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:36 am

You drew the Dark Mark on your arm with sharpie as a child. (wow, I must be a Death Eater...)

by Sparrow Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:57 am

You then proceeded to get it tattooed on when you turn 10.
Sheesh, that's worse than Kiryuu-kun.

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:58 am

You think Kiryuu-kun is great for his dedication. Even if he's a muggle/vampire.

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