Grant A Wish!

Okay, so the game is for you to grant the previous posters wish...only it ends up not quite what s/he expected!

Example:
Me: I wish for world peace!
You: Wish granted...but that used up all the water in the world and we all dies of thirst anyway.

So the format of your post shall be

Wish granted...(insert consequence here)
(Insert own wish here)

So, let's begin!

I wish magic really existed in this world! (grin)

Wish granted... but since everyone now has magic it isn't all that special and is regulated strictly by governments

I wish... I had Tonks' awesome metamorph-ing (I can't remember what it's called) ability

Granted...but instead of Lupin falling in love with you, you have Fenrir wanting to bite you.

I wish...to fly.

Wish granted ... but it lasted all of three seconds before your body realized that you don't have wings ... so you died. Sorry about that.

I wish ... that my fingers weren't freezing while I type on this keyboard due to it being morning and all ...

Wish granted... unfortunately they were warmed up being set on fire so you have third degree burns... whoops?

I wish... that I could be famous for acting or writing (not in a ffbf way)

Wish granted... unfortunately your world known fame caused some haters to assinate and brutally murder you. My condolances go to your family.

I wish... that I could use magic for everything.

Wish granted... but that means you can no longer speak you have to Owl and you can no longer move only apparate and anything you don't know the spell for... and there's no spell for reading so you'll never be able to pretty much anything..... ever sorry hun

I wish... I had a million dollars

Wish granted... unfortunately it's stolen money, and the police are going to come arrest you in five seconds. Have fun in prison!

I wish.. I could run really fast at will and never get tired.

Wish Granted... sadly you can't ever stop and you're going so fast no one can see or hear... so I guess this doesn't really matter

I wish... I could get my hair grown out as long as I want

Wish granted... unfortunately, your quasi-non boyfriend discovered what happened last night. He decided to chop it off when you were hugging. ='( I am so sorry about both of your losses.

I wish... the Mentalist would fall in love with me!

Wish granted... sadly he's not real so wish is null and void

I wish.... I knew what you were talking about, nothing happened awkward last night to make him cut-off my lovely hair!!

Wish granted... to your disdain, I spoke in latin and mind wiped you afterward.

I wish... all the fictional boys I fall in love with are real and will sweep me off my feet some day.

Wish granted... however you can't marry them all (illegal) and so they get in a big death match over you and all die

I wish... my hair would always look perfect

Wish granted... But all of the products made it fall out. Sorry!

I wish...I didn't have school tomorrow.

Wish granted... but because you skipped a day, you now have to go to summer school.

I wish... I didn't have writers' block

Wish granted...but the muse with all your ideas decides to sit in the corner and play with dust bunnies. =.=...

I wish...I'm not bored.

Wish Granted... You're getting robbed! Yay! Now you're not bored you're scared for your life! Woohoo

I wish... I could lose 40 lbs.

Wish granted...but then you gain 80 lbs right after.

I wish...for dust bunnies. =.=...

O,o
Wish granted... but the dust bunnies (whom you now turned allergic to) multiplied exponentially and engulfed your whole house.

I wish...for twilight tickets! (yay)

(Oh and, cool you guys like my game)

Wish Granted... but the tickets are wicked expensive like $40 bucks each and then on the way there you get mugged/car jacked and miss the whole movie and have to buy more ticket and talk to the police and go to the hospital (because you were brutally beaten). Aren't you glad you decided to go to the movies?

I Wish... that I never had to shower or brush my teeth but I'd always be clean and cavity-free (and smell good and look good)

Wish granted... but because you look good and smell so good you can no longer go out in public without being tackled to the ground and publicly assaulted.

I wish... that I could stay home from school, for ever; but still be able to gain the knowledge I need.

Wish granted... sadly though now the only thing you can do is stay home... and your cable is out and your internet is down and you don't have any money anyway...

I wish for million more wishes!

Wish granted... but they must all be used to acquire broccoli, spinach, and beets. Aren't you lucky?

I wish... for more time to sleep.

Wish granted...but then you get nightmares that you every time you fall asleep.

I wish...for chocolate.

Wish granted... but it's that horrible, grainy, cheap kind.

I wish for new shoes.