Grant A Wish!

Wish granted... but one of your teachers had it in for you, so you got into trouble, alot.

I wish... I didn't get bored easily...

Wish grabted ... but you were always so happy and excited that, just like puppies, you peed a lot ...

I wish ... that my hair was blonde again ...

Wish granted... but instead of being strawberry blonde, it was yellow blonde...

I wish I could stick with one idea, and finnish it.

Wish Granted! I read your awesomely written stories and I loved them. We all went crazy and overwhelmed you with so many great reviews that you had a happy heart attacked and died. At least you left a legacy.

I wish I knew more of you guys so I don't feel so out in the blue!

Wish granted... But then you were so freaked out by some of the crazy people here (COUGH me COUGH) that you never wanted to see us again and never returned to the site.

I wish... That school was starting tomorrow. I'm sick of waiting, damnit!

Wish granted, but it didn't work, and it backfired onto me -_-

I wish... for MORE WISHES!!!!

Wish Granted! Sadly, you wasted your wishes on frivelous things like mustard.

I wish it was Friday so I could go home and watch the movie about Ernest Shackleton.

Wish granted, but then it was Friday forever...

I wish, I it was winter, it's too hot!!!

(I love fridays! WOHOO!)

Wish Granted. It was beautifully warm there, and here!

I wish that I had tweezers- I need to tame my eyebrows...

Wish granted. But they were possesed by an evil ghost and stabbed you in the eye.

I wish... That when I go to counsilling sessions, they'll be just like the dream I had. Those muffins were awesome...

wish granted but you got eaten alive by the muffins and got put into muffin land...only muffins for miles

I wish that people didnt pressure me and push me into things all the time. (not that i give in but its just annoying)

Wish granted. But now no one talks to you.

I wish... That I could go to the Junior Prom with one of the five guys I like. (Eheheheh... I think it's five. Michael, Sean, Matthew, Brian and Angus. Yeah, five.)

Wish Granted! Sadly, they ditched you to dance with the hottest girl there who was from another school, and looked like a model. They all had super hot dates and you, although not being unattractive, felt horrible.

I wish to see no sharks when I go on vacation tonight. . . *shiftily looks at the ocean*

Wish granted!
However, that is because they are all off eating the innocent civillians... you murderer.

I wish that my computer wasn't so... old...

Wish granted-- to your delight, it was so upgraded that it had its own brain. It eventually overthrew the world and killed thousands including yourself.... you martyr.

I wish to know what I did to get people upset with me.

Wish granted, but now your upset because the reasons where completely dum that they sholdn't have gotten upset in the first place, in fact you will be so upset that your liver will start hurting.

I wish I could be at the beach, in Miami

Wish Granted! And then, for an unknown reason, everyone on this site went there with laptops and realized we were all in the same hotel and we all ate lunch together and had a blast!!!

I wish to be back in the warm Gulf of Mexico. . . :C

Wish granted! And for the hell of it I came with you, but my friend Amylee was starting to get seperation anxiety, so I went back to her. But you stayed, and then there was a cyclone... no survivours. ^_^

I wish I could actually finnish, or even DO my homework...

Wish granted, but whenever you did, you never EVER handed it in. And you failed school, got knocked up with quintuplets, all called Donald, even the three girls, and became a shit shoveller at a vet.

I wish ... that I had a working computer that never broke down on me and nothing ever bad haoppened to it so I loved it forever and ever ...

Wish Granted! Unfortunately, you got shipped into outerspace, and you were so close to the sun, that its gravity sucked you in and burned you. But your computer survived and your last thought was, "Boy, do I love this computer."

I wish to be able to sleep for a very long time, but not miss anything, or die, or having anyone close to me die, or anyone I know (icluding myself) being in pain, or any of my possessions being lost, broken, or stolen, or being a disgrace, or hated by people. . . . >_>

Wish granted! Unfortunately, that was because every single living person on earth fell asleep with you and you all slept for 10 years.
Hey, you said no dying. Ageing though, that's a different matter.

I wish that I lived closer to my bestie.