Fortune and Misfortune

Welcome to Professor Trelawney class (game)
this is how we play, the first person (A) writes one to four word of things that appear on your tea cup the next person(B) will interper person A fortune or Misfortune. person B has to either make Person A sad (the same way trelawney made Harry feel) or really happy.
EXAMPLE
Fortune:
Person A: sun, house, doves, Harry Potter
Person B: You are marring Harry Potter this summer, Harry boght 500 acres of land in wich he is cunstructing the bigest mansion ever for both of you to live in.
Then Person writes his or her words


Misfortune:
Person A: sun, house, doves, Harry Potter
Person B: Harry Potter will lose his mind and set your house on fire, you will not come out alive your funeral wil be all in white.

you can write any place or thing, animals(magical, mythical, real) and yes we can include Harry Potter characters

Hot, Draco, Beach, Shark

Fortune:
One hot day, Draco swept you up into his arms and ran off with you to the beach. There he wrestled a shark and won you a pearl and seaweed necklace. Isn't that grand?

Sunglasses, Calculator, Hairclip, Blaise.

Furtune:
Blaise will take you to Taihiti, where he will spend great amount of money,buying you anything you whant, but as a special treat he has special order a hairclip made out of pure gold.

Red Rose, Harry Potter, lie, vampire

Misfortune:
One night, 'Harry Potter' will step into your room (from the window, of course) and present you with a red rose; but you will quickly discover that it's a lie and he's actually a vampire! Sadly, by this time you're both out of the window and into the darkness... (I'll cry for you!)

Peanut, Silver, China, Flashlight

Misfortune:
You will be kidnapped by a silver peanut, with a flashlight. He then will take you to China.


Lucius, Porche, hat, puppy

(LOL MJ, you don't have to be blunt and dull about it XD)

Misfortune: Walking towards a hat emporium, a handsome man named Lucius will drive beside you in his Porsche, throwing puppies angrily at you.

Treacle Tart, Fellatio/Wanking(or just plain masturbation), House Elf, Incarceous

(consider the more-than-two-words as a word)

Misfortune: while you are doing that, a house elf will walk in on you, offering you a treacle tart. He will then realize that he needs to leave and will throw the treacle tart at you.
(I looked up incarceous on dictionary.com and have no idea what it is... I am sorry)

Shark Teeth, cell phone, hand cuffs, pepper spray

Misfortune: You will recive a tex message, on your cell phone, warning you of.... a sertain mystirious person will spray your eyes with pepper spray and hand cuff you. Knowing you are afraid of sharks the person will place you on top of an open tank with hungry white sharks. Is not clear on wether you will make it out alive.


Shower, blood, Harry Potter, rubber ducky

Misfortune: Soon, while you are taking a shower, a substance that is thick and smells of iron will come out of the faucet instead of water. You will notice in time to scream and then realize you aren't alone. Harry potter will walk through your bathroom door (when you have a towel on, with a rubber ducky swim suit on. The outcome of this is unknown.

(Nice-- that would scare the CRAP out of me!)


flip flops, water bottle, jelly fish, mouth wash

( what are you kidding me, I'm terrified of things going wrong while I'm naked)

Furtune: You will be walking on a beach enjoying the cool sea breez when you will notice that the sand looks so refined and clean that you will take your flip flops of and walk on the nice cool sand. You will be distracted on the feeling of sand that you will accidently step on a jelly fish and get your foot burned, this will make you scream in pain and fall to the sand. The handsome lifeguard will run toward you, you wil noticed his well tone abdomed and glorious blond hair that you will be happy you used that new mint mouth wash. His gray eyes will make you forget the pain on you foot, but take it from this furtune teller you should act like the damsel in distress.

bite, stairs, lamp, Draco Malfoy

(YAYNESS! I like your fortunes!)

Misfortune: It was a cold, stormy night and you rushed around your hotel room, hoping to beat the worst of the storm, and to get home safely. You packed everything and you ran out of your room. Placing your bags safe from the rain, into your car, you realized you left the lamp on in your room. You hurried up the stairs that led to your door and you tripped on the last one, heard a crack in your foot, and bit your tongue. The taste of blood overwhelmed you and you passed out. Fortunately, Draco Malfoy was there to save the day, and took you to his suite. You woke up with ice on your foot and with the smell of eggs and sausage filling your nostrils.

Lucky you!


Cold, Pillow, Draco, Fire Extinguisher

Furtune: The cold weather of New York had forced you to return to your economic yet good and clean room in the hotel. You will be so tired of runing from the first rain then snow, that all you want is to change and lay on bed. After changing in to your pijamas you will remember that you broght a sented candle, you decide to light it up and turne of the light, the light from the candel dimed the room just perfectly. The soft smell of lavender, and calm silence of your little room that you will fall asleep, being without noticing you will feel your pillow uncomfortable and tosed to the side, half asleep, where the candle is causing smoke but not flames. Luckily the walls of the room are so thin that you neighboor will smell the smoke through the ventilation. You will wake up by the now flame next to your bed at that moment your door will be abruptely open, next thing you know there'er be a white thick like smoke that will put the fire out. when you turne to light up the room you will notice, Draco with a fire extinguisher, but that is not the most interesting part he will be wearing nothing but a white towel wrapped around his waist, his hair will still damp from his shower, he will move forward to check on you, his towel will seem to loose to stay up, it's like an accident waiting to happen, but what is it waiting?

(I just whanted to add that last part)

Venom, lagoon, Harry, Iguana

Harry will take you down to a dark, creepy, lagoon, at night. He tells you his feelings towards you, and just as he leans over to kiss you, an iguana jumps on his head. Harry screams, like a little girl, and you start laughing at him. Sadly, the iguana bit him and released a poisonous venom into his blood stream. 30 secounds later Harry dies. Now you're left alone beside a dark, creepy lagoon, at night.

Tears, curtains, Fred Weasly, lamp

Misfortune: You were having a wonderful love affair with Fred, but, during one of you Very Secret Diary sessions, a lamp was knocked over and you realized that you were sexing a GHOST! Then you started crying because you never read the seventh book and did not realize this and you are forgetful so you forgot people told you anyway.


Teddy (Theodore Nott), diary, happy, moonpie

Fourtune: You come accross Teddy's diary, lying beside a rather large tree. You pick it up and start reading it. You find out that he has a strange obbsession with moonpies. For some reason you seem rather happy about this discovery. You put the diary in your pocket. Later that day tou bump into Teddy, you give him his diary. He seems very grateful for this, so in thanks, he gives you a box full of moonpies.

Socks, wolf, Hermione, runnning.

Fortune: As you get ready for school, Hermione shows up with a delightful pair of socks with a little wolf on the top. After presenting you with this gift, doing all your homework for you and making a stack of pancakes she quickly leaps from the window and straight into the path of an oncoming bus.

Magnet, Lantern, Hedwig, Bible

Missfortune: You are standing beside a street lamp, at night. You, seem to be waiting for somthing. Suddenly you hear the hoot of an owl, it's Hedwig. Tied to her foot is a small pocket bible, you open it to find that it has been hollowed out. In the hollow, you find a high powered magnet. It gets stuck to your braces, you cannot remove it. For the next month you will have a magnet in your mouth. It will also be hard to talk.

Knife, Bellatrix, ghost, wine

(Incarceous is a spell, Viper. It conjures ropes ;P)
Misfurtune: While having intimate sex with Bellatrix after loosening you up with wine, she draws a knife and stabs you. Your ghost will haunt her forever.

Harry, love, sex, marriage

Misfortune: Harry will take you on a picnic-- I do believe it will be a bright summer day, and also the best day of your life. He will tell you that he loves you and wants to sleep with you, but couldn't bear the guilt if you weren't married. He then gets down on one knee and you two become a happily married couple who are forever in the Honeymoon stage.

White teeth, Gray eyes, Kiss, Cave

Misfortune: You are walking towards a small cave in the middle of a forest. The sun is setting in the background, you are waiting. The sky becomes darker, and you are still waiting. Soon your only light is the full moon above your head. That's when you see a pair of grey eyes, glistning in the moonlight. This is who you've been waiting for, Draco. He walks towards you, and puts his arms around you. He smiles, showing off his pearly white teeth. You lean into him, Draco kisses the top of your head. He suddenly lets go, and takes out his wand. The last thing you see is bright, green, flash of light.

Apologise, Blaise, cloak, slippers.

Misfortune: You woke up after taking a nap in the classroom. . . Of course, no one woke you up (because I didn't have that class with you or else I would have) but someone was in the room. Blaise was there, staring at you. You realized he was wearing Harry's invisibilty cloak over his private areas even though he was wearing clothes. . . And slippers!!

"I am sorry, Mj."

The last thing you saw was a green flash of light.


Sucker, Smile, Cape, Ring

Fortune: You are having dinner with a tall, dark, handsome man. The resteraunt you are in have a strange dress code, they expect the males to wear capes. He keeps flashing you shy smiles accross the table. You pick up your glass of champagne, and that's when you see it. the most gorgeous ring. The man looks at you expectantly. You jump up and shout yes. Thus, disturbing the surrounding tables. You leap into tall, dark and handsome's arms.

He seems to say something to himself.
"Sucker"
You ignore this, he probebly said something completely different.

A year later he conned you out of all your money, and any other valubles. He then ran away to Mexico. The cops eventually caught him, you got your money back plus reperations. You then meet a lovely Police officer, and live happily ever after.

Poem, Sand, wind, shovel

(hehe that was funny!)

Fortune: you sat on the large green hill and smiled to yourself. It was a midsummer's evening and everything seemed perfect. An Edgar Allen Poe book had been given to you and while sitting on this beautiful night, on this gorgeous hill, you poured over the book. You read a poem about the wind chilling and killing his dear one. Tears were flowing down your face (yeah. . . right) and then you heard someone stifling their laughter. A flash of green light killed them on the spot and you saw your favorite man, Harry Potter, holding the wand that killed the person who was spying on you. The dead person was a muggle. Harry looked at you and said, "Shovel?" You smiled and the both of you carried the body to the beach, dug up some sand and burried him.

Pineapple, Swimming, Waltzing, Television

Misfortune: One day, in the stifling heat of mid-summer, you decided - quite stupidly, may I add - to stay inside like a loser instead of going swimming with me... and the other sexy Bookshelfians, of course. So while you sat there, watching Daniel Radcliffe waltzing about on the television, you heard an odd jingling. Getting up to investigate and similtaniously taking a sip from your handy drink you realized that the noise was coming from the kitchen. Unfortunately, you tripped as you entered the kitchen; spilling your drink, which you then slipped in and sent yourself skidding into the fridge. A random carving knife, which had been balanced on top of the fridge and being jangled against a set of keys by the gentle breeze from the window you left open in hope of relieving some of the heat, then began to fall at an alarming rate towards you and.... well, you know, got stuck in your eye. Shame.

Pencil, Hair, Minerva, Stockings