Fortune and Misfortune

Misfortune: You are sitting in Professor McGonagoll's room for detention. Apparently you are not alowed to call her Minerva, or Mum, even though it was an accident. As you sit at a desk, playing with your pencil, and running your fingers through your hair, the Professor stands up. You notice she has a rather large tear in her stockings. Actually, you never really noticed that she even wore stockings. Thinking that she probebly doesn't know,, you put up your hand. She walks over, impatiently.
"Professor McGonagoll", you say, " You have a rather large rip in your stockings".
She raises her eyebrows at you.
"Thank you for telling me, but I would've liked it if you didn't announce to the whole class".
You look around to see that at the back of the room were a bunch of Slytherin boys laughing to themselves. After detention you get a nickname (not a very clever one, but it catches). Soon the whole school, including your very loving friends, are calling you Minerva's pet. It then turns out McGonagoll wasn't even wearing stockings....

Voldemort, hug, volume, muffin

Misfurtune: Voldemort hugs you while eating a muffin that amplifies the volume of your moaning voice.

Pregnant, Harry, Draco, Public

Fortune: You are lounging around, doing absolutely nothing, when the phone rings. You answer it and hear your sister (who got married two years ago), and she screams out that she's pregnant, which is what she and her husband have wanted for ages. You tell her you'll meet her in town to celebrate. As you leave the house, you hear on the radio that J.K. Rowling is making a new Harry Potter book, and Harry and Draco hook up. Twice.
Your day couldn't get better.
Then, as you finish celebrating with your sister and other die-hard slash fans, you go to the public library and find the boy of your dreams.
What a fabulously fortuitous day.

(No items? Fine, I'll leave them blank ^^)

Fortune: One day, as you walk home from a very fruitful day spent fawning over [blank], you notice a [blank] lying on the ground. Once you bend over and pick it up you realize that this [blank] has MAGICAL POWERS and so has turned you into a [blank]! Thankfully, [blank] - whom you had spent the entire day fawning over - thought that you were incredibly cute, and so took you home to eat much [blank] and have a hot steamy shower... which you are in the room to witness. You lucky [blank] you!

Speakers, Lemonade, Duck, Plastic

Whoops... I forgot the items... Damn. It was my first one though ^^

Fortune: At this guy's home (who, by the way, is none other than JJ), you miraculously turn back into a human when you enter his bathroom. Really sexual songs are playing through the hidden speakers in this bathroom as you sip lemonade and watch JJ wash his rippling abs. Then he gets out, and once you get over the initial shock of his glorious nakedness and apologise for throwing a plastic duck at him to cover his place, he smiles at you and says it's ok. Then he kisses you.
KYAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Banana, Hole-punch, Closet, My Little Pony

Undetermined: You were sitting in your closet, enjoying the peace and quiet and then the My Little Pony theme was blasting from the street. You squealed and ran into the street to catch up to the ice cream man. He had at least fifteen kids gathered around him and you were in the back of the line. Eventually, it was your turn and he sighed regretfully, "I'm sorry Spare, I have nothing left to sell you." You almost burst in to tears until he said, "But I still have my lunch, would you like a banana?" This made you happy, and the banana made you hyper. The rest of your life you collected the tiny circles from hole-punchers, and held the world record of the largest collection!

Sorry, I don't know what HP character you fancy. I fancy Draco!!!! He's my cup of tea.


Shrapnel, Einstein, Bubble, Parasailing

Misfortune: One day, you decided to go parasailing. Halfway through your little trip you notice a field of bubbles approaching you quickly through the air. Now, you're no Einstein, but even you know that this isn't quite normal; and so you attempt to disperse them before they get to you by throwing a grenade at them. Well, I did just say you were no Einstein. You can now only imagine the shrapnel and concussion-wave etc that resulted from this idiotic descision of yours. Good luck getting out of that one, love.

Olives, Pinnochio, Super Junior, Plate

Precious! That was not very nice

That's why it's a MISfortune, MISsy.

Fortune: Next month you will win a surprise trip to Italy when you open a pack of olives with Pinnochio on it. Whilst there, you will get a moped and almost run down Super Junior, who will see you're cute, forgive you and sign your license plate.

Banana, Unicorn, Teukie (a person), Printer

Fortune: You will be enjoying a banana, when you decide to you're email.
There will be an anonymous messageonly sent onlyfive minutes ago, your coriosity will get the best of you and you will open the message reviling the picture of a bronce statue of an Unicorn, you'r first reaction will be "what the hell?" then you will noticed at the buttom of the picture will be the words FIND ME. You glance at the clock telling you it's 3 a.m You debate on wether this could be a serial killer or something good, and where have you seen that Unicorn before. Finally, again, you'r curiosity won ther battle. You print the image of the Unicorn and head to the Museum Ville (made that up) were you had gone in your child years, remembering there was a huge Unicorn statue there in the middle of the fountain. When you arrive at the deserted place there you see the Unicorn, the funtain, and the stranger with his or hers— can't really tell my vision is not that clear at the moment— back on you, dressed with a long black coat, you will realized that you should've broght a gun or pepper spay at least. You will try to make a run but before the person turns andyou will recognize the face smiling at you ,it's Teukie bringing extrodenary news.

Logan (Wolverin) as in the guy from X-men, Motorcycle,Luney Tunes, bad injury

Misfortune: You were riding on a motorcylce with Logan (as in Wolverine), when you went past a toy shop. Suddenly, all the Looney Tunes came out of the shop! You were so shocked that you panicked and let go of Wolverine, who slowed down majorly to try and stop you falling off, crashed into a power pole and sustained a bad injury to his face.
You died.

Up intill the part where I die, I was having fun. You girl are a harsh fortune teller.
You forgott your own four words though, so we can make you suffer. Ha, ha, ha.

Whoops... sorry! I was being kicked off the computer and therefore forgot.
Have you ever considered spell-check?

Apocolypse, Dance, Think, Wishes

Fortune:
The day of the Apocolypse approached. All around the world people were angsting; but on a lighter note, many were trying to make the best of the time they had left. They tried to think of how to enjoy themselves; in New Zealand, they had the idea of a nation-wide Dance. This brilliant, magical Dance was enjoyed by all, and as the clock struck midnight everyone made a wish. Having not known this would happen, you wished the first thing that came to mind; not that the Apocolypse wouldn't happen, but that you could spend the time until then with someone you loved. As the seconds hand passed the 12 you looked towards a movement to your left. There stood a young man, first surprise then love flashing through his eyes as they met yours. He smiled at you, taking your hand, and you couldn't help but smile back. As fireworks went off in the sky the two of you danced the night away, safe in each other's arms for the rest of eternity...

What are your words?? Shall I make them up? I think I shall just read your tea leaves myself.

MISfortune: you were walking down a deserted ally and you took your cell phone to call your boy friend to come get you. You had service, and you were successfully able to talk to him-- he was on his way. Unfortunately, you should have left by yourself instead of waiting, because seven asian gangsters attacked you. You were stabbed, punched, and tickled to death.


We will all miss you and blame your boy friend for the rest of our lives.

Museum, Art, President, A leaking Pen