Re: 102 Ways To Annoy Severus Snape!

by **MissMarauder** Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:46 am

Number Fifty-One: Ask him if telling him that makes him want to do it more. Wink.

by Precious Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:01 am

Number Fifty-chew: When his reply is negative, tie him up and lock him in your closet instead

by **MissMarauder** Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:13 am

Number Fifty-Three: Tell him you were going to put spikes through the door to give him a little jolt- but you figured that a swift kiss could do the job better.

by Precious Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:51 pm

Number Fifty-Four: Train him. Like a dog. "Sit. Roll over. Play dead. Kissy!"

by **MudBlood_Mistress** Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:53 am

Number Fifty-Five: Purposely get yourself stuck in a closet with him and touch his face. When he asks what you are doing, tell him he had something on it. When he says, "How the hell can you tell? It's dark in here!" go all quiet before shouting, "KISSY!" and kiss him.

by Precious Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:38 am

Number Fifty-sex: When he gets all angry at you over this, use the excuse "I tripped."

by **MissMarauder** Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:38 am

Number Fifty-Severuseven: Then you really trip and fall on him... you both plumet to the closet floor and you once again say, "Sorry... I tripped." Then give a faltering smile.

by Precious Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:04 am

Number Fifty-ate: Deliberately tangle your legs wit his; when he tries to untangle them pretend to help, even though you're really just tangling them even more.

by **MissMarauder** Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:22 am

Number Fifty-Nine: Tell him that when he was young, your mother and his mother arranged a marriage.... Squee to him about your betrothal and about him having no siblings.

by Precious Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:50 am

Number Sextie: Shackle yourself to him. Using a chastity belt. Tell him "You know how to get out of this,"

by **MissMarauder** Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:28 am

Number Sextie-one: Tell him that you ate the key and you guys would be waiting a while. . . and that you might as well make the best of the situation.

by Sparrow Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:18 am

Number Sextie-two: Tell him that the roads are closed, so you'll be waiting even longer... Even a whole night...
And that you forgot the condoms.

by **MissMarauder** Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:40 pm

Number Sexty-tree: Tell him that you did bring your fuzzy green hand-cuffs though.

by Precious Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:07 am

Number Sexy-for: Handcuff him to a convienient bed and 'lose' the key again.

by **MissMarauder** Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:49 pm

Number Sexi-five: Start crying when he tries to get away. Blow your nose on his robes.

by Precious Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:16 pm

Number Sexy-sex: Cling to him and say "P-please don't leave me! Not again! Not again!". Wail.

by Sparrow Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:42 pm

Then wipe your eyes on his robe and shake it at him, saying "See? You made me cry! Now... you have to apologise."

by **MissMarauder** Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:45 pm

Number Sexy-Ate: Tell him "If you don't apologize, ther will be a punishment. . . Or rather no punishment because you would enjoy it." Then smirk.

by Precious Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:32 am

Number Sexy seven: Take comprimizing photos of him and publish them in a calendar.

by **MissMarauder** Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:49 pm

Number Seventy: Laugh at him. Do it until he begs you to stop: then start pointing and laughing.

by Sparrow Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:54 am

Number seventy-one: When he tells you it's rude to point, laugh harder and pat his head degradingly.

by **MissMarauder** Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:50 am

Number Seventy two: Stare at him with your mouth open. Drool on him when he gets close.

by Precious Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:43 pm

Number Seventy-three: Subtley change his angry red 'grading' ink with some lovely PINK ink.

by Sparrow Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:26 am

Number seventy-four: then get the pink ink and add glitter.
Sparkly!

by Precious Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:45 am

Number Seventy-five: Curse his hands to produce a curly and overly cute script.

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