Re: 101 Ways To Annoy Severus Snape!

by **quik_wit** Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:01 am

Number Twenty-Two - do your potions exactly right but in reverse "just to see what happens"

by SerpentInRed Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:50 am

Number Twenty-three: Find out when his birthday is and make sure to send him shampoo as birthday presents and also, for Christmas...

by **AsaeliaJayn** Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:16 pm

(How did we go from 30 to the 20's again, people?)

Number Thirty-four: Smile at him. ALL the time.

by Morgana Jocelyn M.J Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:24 pm

Number Thirty-five: Ask him if he has ever gotten to third base, or even secound base.

by **AsaeliaJayn** Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:30 pm

Number Thirty-six: Corner him. Propose. Run.

by Morgana Jocelyn M.J Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:40 pm

Number Thirty-seven: Follow him, EVERYWHERE.

by Precious Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:03 pm

Number Thrity-Eight: Every time you see him grab a friend, fling yourselves to your knees in front of him, bow repeatedly whilst intoning "We are not worthy, we are not worthy, we are not worthy..."

by SerpentInRed Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:41 pm

(I was just following quik =.=...)

Number Thirty-Nine: Remind him that Lily's Mrs. Potter. Everyday.

by Precious Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:03 am

Number Fourty: Ask him if he's 'Jeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaalooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuus..?'. Every day.

by SerpentInRed Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:22 am

Number Forty-One: Tell him you saw Lily snogging James.

by **AsaeliaJayn** Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:30 am

Number Forty-two: During the middle of a firt-years class on a scorching hot day , sprint in through the door, up to him, and pull a beanie (bright pink) over his head, claiming you wouldn't anything to happen to "Thise delightful little ears of his".

by Morgana Jocelyn M.J Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:25 pm

Number Forty-three: Make up a song about him. Begin with the line 'He's the Snape-meister...' and end with a shout of 'Go Severus Go!'.

by **quik_wit** Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:03 pm

(sorry about last time, twas a typo I swear!)
Number Forty-Four: tell him you're out of wax to wax the Gryffindor common room floor so you were wondering if you could have some of his hair grease.

by **AsaeliaJayn** Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:53 am

Number Forty-five: Write and choreograph a play about him for the school to perform. 'Severus: The Musical'.

by Precious Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:16 pm

Number Forty-six: Cast a charm on him that makes him sing everything he says - soprano

by SerpentInRed Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:36 pm

Number Forty-seven: Make a ballet doll with his face on it.

by Precious Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:04 am

Number Forty-eight: Make a voodoo doll with his face on in, then take it out during meals in the Great Hall, make sure he's looking, then do things to it... horrible things...

by **MissMarauder** Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:48 am

Number Forty-Nine: stare at him all day without blinking. When he stares back, squint at him on and off.

by Precious Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:01 am

Number Fifty: Jump. Up and down. Constantly. Right in front of him.

by **quik_wit** Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:03 am

NUMBER FIFTY-ONE: walk up grab and kiss his hand, walk calmly away as if nothing happened

by Precious Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:05 am

Number Fifty-two: Walk up behind him. Whisper in his ear 'Sexy Sevvie'. Walk away calmly.

by **quik_wit** Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:07 am

NUMBER FIFTY-THREE: give him a cute puppy, when he tries to give it back say "aww but wook at his wittle face!"

BONUS! you get slightly maimed and get a puppy!

by Precious Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:10 am

Number Fifty-four: When he refuses the puppy, smuggle a rabid Hippogriff (sp?) into his office and give that to him instead ^_^

by **quik_wit** Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:12 am

NUMBER FIFTY-FIVE: saucily wink at him whenever he looks at you in class

by Precious Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:13 am

Number Fifty-six: Jiggle all through Potions. If he asks you anything, eg "What the hell is wrong with you", just look at him, scream, and continue jiggling

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